By cuntocracy - 21/01/2014 22:27 - Australia

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
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jnanderson 16

I guess that's what they call black humor.

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jnanderson 16

I guess that's what they call black humor.

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Zelphoric 25

Well blue eye just sounds like an eye color soooo black eye it is... Even though its more like a nasty purple, yuck

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Iamlegendfuckyou 3

Black Humor? Once your black you never go back..... My bad :P

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enddmd 27

What else do you expect from a 13-year-old brother?

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AlaskanG 27

Uhhh... To not act like a ******* douche?

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enddmd 27

#15: Most thirteen year olds are immature douches anyway, and if it's your younger brother then generally that doesn't improve anything.

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StiffPvtParts 43

I stabbed my older brother with a fork when I was 13 (._.)

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littlekellilee 45

Yeah but usually (I stress the word "usually") violence is kept between brothers. A 13 year old boy giving his sister a black eye is a little overboard.

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bellebe1998 16

My little brother beats me up...it happens.

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dachayke 16

#22, I go to a charter school that has 8-12 grade, and the 13-year-olds are about 10 times as mature and nice as the sophomores and juniors.

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Sports_guy3 28

Exactly. My brother was a douche at 13. It's worse cause he's 14 now...

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BMTHsuperfan 18

@#41 they may be nicer, but i highly doubt they're more mature.

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142_cats 13

I'm fourteen and I'm pretty nice man. I'm not a douche I swear it.

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NinjaFood 13

My brother and I are completely civil to each other and he's thirteen. So no, this isn't what I'd expect from him. The most violent we get is during war games in Halo

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Me and my big sister used to have pretty intense fights when we were little,but i made sure to never put my hands to her face.

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ChristianH39 30

My brothers 13, and while he's obviously not a fountain of maturity we get along just fine. OPs brother is a special type of asshole!

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dachayke 16

58: and it must've been something really mature you did to get probation.

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Thunderstruck14 30

Being immature is fine, being mean is not. Its never okay to be an asshole, regardless of how old you are. Even minors have the responsibility to not be mean.

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lex1459 38

Ask if he wants to see a trick and then make him disappear.

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Rainhawk94 27

Op should preform a shazam

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foxy_grampa 19

Just take revenge by getting out embarrassing baby photos of him whenever he starts to date

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everett75 4

They r brothers he can just do that right back, just beat the shit out of him instead.

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JtPv 14

27- He's a she. This was his sister.

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cryssycakesx3 22

actually they are** not brothers

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ashalayx 13

your parents must be timmy turners parents in real life

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tomwantssnow 14

The baby child can get away with anything, trust me, I'm the baby brother in my family

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jazzy_123 20

you're probably a pain in the ass.

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rocker_chick105 31

Stop making us "baby children" look bad. Not all of us are spoiled brats.

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