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Now you see him...now you don't.

I guess that's what they call black humor.

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I guess that's what they call black humor.

But it only makes people blue..

Well blue eye just sounds like an eye color soooo black eye it is... Even though its more like a nasty purple, yuck

Bruised eye.

Beat the shit out of him!

Black Humor? Once your black you never go back..... My bad :P

Now you see him...now you don't.

Now you don't see anything!

What else do you expect from a 13-year-old brother?

Uhhh... To not act like a fucking douche?

#15: Most thirteen year olds are immature douches anyway, and if it's your younger brother then generally that doesn't improve anything.

I stabbed my older brother with a fork when I was 13 (._.)

Yeah but usually (I stress the word "usually") violence is kept between brothers. A 13 year old boy giving his sister a black eye is a little overboard.

My little brother beats me up...it happens.

#22, I go to a charter school that has 8-12 grade, and the 13-year-olds are about 10 times as mature and nice as the sophomores and juniors.

Exactly. My brother was a douche at 13. It's worse cause he's 14 now...

@#41 they may be nicer, but i highly doubt they're more mature.

I'm fourteen and I'm pretty nice man. I'm not a douche I swear it.

My brother and I are completely civil to each other and he's thirteen. So no, this isn't what I'd expect from him. The most violent we get is during war games in Halo

58: Oh, they are.

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Me and my big sister used to have pretty intense fights when we were little,but i made sure to never put my hands to her face.

My brothers 13, and while he's obviously not a fountain of maturity we get along just fine. OPs brother is a special type of asshole!

58: and it must've been something really mature you did to get probation.

Being immature is fine, being mean is not. Its never okay to be an asshole, regardless of how old you are. Even minors have the responsibility to not be mean.

Ask if he wants to see a trick and then make him disappear.

Op should preform a shazam

Six feet under?

The trick is he actually kicked you.

Show him the same 'trick'.

Just take revenge by getting out embarrassing baby photos of him whenever he starts to date

They r brothers he can just do that right back, just beat the shit out of him instead.

27- He's a she. This was his sister.

actually they are** not brothers

He magically made your eye turn black!

Witchcraft!

your parents must be timmy turners parents in real life

The baby child can get away with anything, trust me, I'm the baby brother in my family

you're probably a pain in the ass.

Stop making us "baby children" look bad. Not all of us are spoiled brats.