FML : Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the...

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 21 January 2014 21:30 / Iceland

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By HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5834787 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:21

Obviously a place a called Iceland is always cold, covered in ice and frozen. Greenland of course is just covered in vegetation as far as the eye can see.

By SundayNightSix | 22

#5834799 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:29

*Cough*Sarcasm*Cough*

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By andonceagain | 11

#5834737 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:05

Given your location it seems your Mum is pretty stupid

ElricMustang | 23

#5834743 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:08

I hope by that you don't mean that the place is completely covered in ice...

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5834787 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:21

Obviously a place a called Iceland is always cold, covered in ice and frozen. Greenland of course is just covered in vegetation as far as the eye can see.

Palirose | 22

#5834794 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:24

#20. That's actually not true at all. What I learnt about those two places is that the names of Iceland and Greenland are complete opposites of their name. Lol

SundayNightSix | 22

#5834799 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:29

*Cough*Sarcasm*Cough*

MrSassypants | 31

#5834805 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:34

#24, it seems you have a cold. I'll make you a nice, hot tea.

Welshite | 39

#5834810 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:36

Give him some of your famous whorehound tea, Sassy. That will clear up his cough right away.

rockne93 | 17

#5834811 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:37

Everyone, isn't #6 one of the most beautiful men you've ever seen?

SamCat | 21

#5834843 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:01

#28 No. He is not :)

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5834850 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:05

Pretty sad that #23 didn't get the sarcasm.

SundayNightSix | 22

#5834876 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:31

Aww, thanks Sassy. I take mine with some honey and lemon! =]

MrSassypants | 31

#5834878 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:32

Welshite, if I give him some of my whorehound tea, the cough will go away but he'll catch something else.

Welshite | 39

#5834882 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:39

Chamomydia?

ElricMustang | 23

#5834924 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 04:25

Ouch, 32, there goes my self esteem :/

SuperStormCindy | 8

#5834959 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 05:01

Please tell me you're just trolling. Iceland is coverrd in Green and Greenland is covered in ice.

tbro47 | 23

#5835012 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 06:21

Honestly if I'd never watched the mighty ducks I forget which movie number I'd probably have made the same mistake but the quote "Iceland is green and Greenland is covered in ice" always stuck with me

mjdjoy | 5

#5835060 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 07:57

Guys, both Greenland and Iceland can get very, very cold.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5837061 - Friday 24 January 2014 03:28

Did your mom also believe the world was going to end on Dec. 21, 2012?...

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6309314 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 02:18

#23, you must be fun at parties

By IVI4G1C | 7

#5834738 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:05

ouch! that has to burn

junkman6 | 22

#5834749 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:10

January in Iceland is still cold as fuck. But nice attempt at being a dick. Well this was a reply to #6 I have no clue how it ended up here.

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5834773 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:14

@ #11, I don't think #2 was trying to be a dick. You on the other hand...

outoftown | 26

#5834847 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:02

17- Let me complete your sentence: "... are a victim of FML site twitchiness."

ElricMustang | 23

#5835082 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 08:48

#11 Regardless, it was assumed that he thought it was covered in ice, "given the location", so next time, learn to figure out clues before you look like the ignorant one here ;P

booda44 | 7

#5835118 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 10:52

On the other hand? I think you mean in :P

By ashalayx | 13

#5834739 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:05

atleast you can get out of the house, stuck in a foot and a half of snow

onlychildFTW | 33

#5835104 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 10:14

I know how you feel. This winter has been almost too warm. Only had 1 day if snow. :(

By caseystick18 | 17

#5834740 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:06

Does she own a sweater? Or a sweatshirt? Or a blanket?

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5834853 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:06

Since she was boasting that she wouldn't get cold, I don't think so.

By kinky44 | 28

#5834741 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:06

That frostbites.

Das_is_gud | 11

#5834863 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 03:17

Icy what you did there

TheOnlyMizLiv | 22

#5835049 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 07:16

Snow what, it was hardly a spine chilling pun.

By ElricMustang | 23

#5834745 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 02:09

I don't get it; has she never been in really cold weather before?

VonBlitzkrieg | 25

#5837187 - Friday 24 January 2014 06:22

...They live in Iceland, dude. Yes. I am aware Iceland isn't as cold as Antarctica or "Green"land, but I imagine it's up there with Alaska and Norway.