Fight Club

By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 834
You deserved it 55 441

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

scottiealan 0

WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets

Comments

Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

thatguy888 0

I can't think of a better YDI moment than that one right there

Mace2040 1

dumb ass get punched for being a dumb ass ydi

hey atleast he didnt get kicked in the balls and jumped on like a trampoline

leme guess, u didnt do shit afterwards? pussy

LOL ... ydi ydi ydi and ydi !!

shoulda been on alert. ydi written all over your broke nose

wtfwtjd 0

Today, I lost a bar fight so I had to create a story about what happened and bitch about it online to feel better about myself. FML

#1 hit it on the head. Or right on your stupid nose so to speak...

YDI for not taking intoxicated men seriously

9shadow9fox9 0

and the ydi moment of the day award is given to you op

Most self respecting men would fight back, so YDI x2 for being an idiot and a coward

Brittney_E 0

he was drunk. enough said.

Yee12 0

This reminds me of a How I Met Your Mother episode.

how can anyone say she deserves this. she obviuosly didn't expect it. And besides there is no excuse EVER for a man to lay his hands on a woman. if I saw this happen the man would need dentures becuase I would have stomped his teeth in.

OP... are you blonde?(:

it's not a woman... OPs a man!!

I believe this intoxicated man watches a little too much fight club. but we can't talk about that...

austinkiser 3

84 - curb stomp the drunk might go nicely xD

pureecstasy 5

90 Win :)

X18GirlX 0

Crazy drunks

DinoBonertaco 0

Throw a taco at him, end of story, tough guy

atleast he didn't say anything about fightclub!

#84 OP is a dude...not a chick and im not saying he shouldve fought the drunk guy cause theres really no reason to fight him..but just walk away ..either that or sharpen your reflexes LOL

fossilman 0

YDI for not being able to beat a drunk guy.

sactownsfinest 0

OP your dumb for that! don't you know you have to just smash people like that! don't even talk and just smash him! lol bit you didn't so now your all brokin up. lesson learnd. lol

ciciloves96 0

this made me laugh hahahah your smart :)

Rakistazz 0

and he got beaten by overly intoxicated man and lost the fight..geez.

It could be worst if you said no, i mean, you can't predict what a drunk person is going to do

only in Florida -.-"

hey... this same thing almost happened to me, and i'm also in Florida lol but FYL, he's the one that can't take a joke =P

changetheworld 0

good times, good times. just say you got your ass beat and get over it. what's whining about it going to do.? fml used to be good back in the day..

couldve been worst if it was me I would kick your ass asian style with my tae kwon do and karate if I was drunk (Y) op ydi

don't be dissing Florida, d:

iamchuck 0

YDI for getting hit.

can't you beat a drunk? loser

pfft when I'm drunk, I'm a motherfucking ninja(;

every drunk thinks that till they're face down on the floor

probably tryna show off for someone

MarkerofMagic 0

haha yup. probs so a girl looking over at them so he said yes.

Nice pic ;-)

i think that the man asking to fight may have been drunk

Please leave.

YDI for saying yes. Moron. :]

thewhiteninja 0

hahaha totally right... I think the op may deserve to be called a dunbass.

it'd be a good story to tell at parties.

scottiealan 0

WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets