Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
ThomasBombadil
| 31
Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.
By
iBanana
| 17
Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.
COMMENTS
By
ThomasBombadil
| 31
Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.
Reply
PIGaming
| 21
This always use to happen with me as a child. I did something that my brother or sister didn't like, they would start crying and I would be punished.
Reply
iBanana
| 17
Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.
Reply
isuckwithnames
| 22
I was the little brother and I would get yelled at for everything. The best part is that my brother could do whatever he wanted.
Reply
AutumnHerondale
| 14
I'm not too sure about that one....
Reply
MidnaLink
| 32
Did they prove is was your bro, Banana?
Reply
theDopestChiick
| 8
bastard
Reply
Skylae
| 14
Don't forget little sisters can be pains too
Reply
Skylae
| 14
Is it that same guy from that other fml . He got drunk and let his brother in law give him that tattoo ...
Reply
prototypesnipe
| 4
#41 yes.... that was the point
Reply
cryssycakesx3
| 22
I used to yell and scream at my brother in my sleep. he got in trouble a few times because they didn't believe him until they witnessed it themselves
Reply
traviscool
| 12
I see what you did there...
Reply
erypto
| 8
you are actually stu pid
Reply
jonfrenzy
| 10
Look at the FML above this , we found your lawyer
Reply
pureaphrodisiac
| 4
my 20 year old brother hasnt even "grown up" yet
Reply
incoherentrmblr
| 21
#41, Yeah, we can go from Chile to the USA in mere minutes b/c OP's the Flash...
By
magicman13
| 9
Spank him.
Reply
tranced_
| 44
I like where this is going
Reply
jkmartinjk
| 16
You shouldn't...
Reply
krissajulia
| 7
But then that brat will tell his parents and op get in bigger trouble
Reply
niallo
| 23
Actually, the next time he throws a ball at you, pound him with it. Tell him you have nothing to lose as he's going to lie anyway. You're going to be grounded anyway, so you might as well do what he accused you of doing.
Reply
Erandus
| 1
I did this to my brother when we were younger. I told him if he's gonna get me grounded anyway that I would beat his ass for it.
By
billionair11
| 20
Man that kid needs to learn to be truthful. I hope your parents don't believe him on everything
Reply
jonfrenzy
| 10
Like drake and josh
By
not_happening
| 11
If he isn't nicer someone might actually throw something at his face...
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
and it would probably end up being himself again.
Reply
applebramble
| 22
And the blame will probably be on you again...
Reply
SpunkyyyMonkeyy
| 10
Stupid Hurts
By
rogwest
| 23
Should've whipped his ass an made the grounding worth it!
Reply
skyeyez9
| 24
I agree!
Reply
meepmerp
| 20
I hope he broke his nose
Reply
Raidriar
| 14
Since you already got in trouble for it, might as well actually throw a basketball at his face.
Double jeopardy.
Double jeopardy.
By
skate2125
| 4
I know how you feel. My parents are the same way with my little sister.
Reply
warsun
| 27
They always say that we pick on them D:
Reply
Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I'm 18 and my 12-year-old sister antagonizes me to no end. When I tell her to shut up, I get a "Hailey! That's so rude! Don't tell your sister to shut up!" Yet when I ignore her I get yelled at as well. I can't wait to move out (due to more than that...). Can't yet due to financial issues but I'll be so happy when I'm finally away from that black hole of negativity. :/
By
tranced_
| 44
next time do it for real..
By
LtShineySides
| 4
There's always a way to get back at them... Always.
By
BadApple88
| 29
Time for a revenge prank
By
LatvianPride
| 16
Wow...I'd say turn on the cold water when he showers? Like my little brothers never lock the door when they shower, so I can sneak in and make the water cold. They get PISSED!
Reply
SHAMUS_the_WITTY
| 18
That's rookie shit.
Wait until a couple minutes into the shower and cut the hot water off from the water heater. Then they can't get it to heat back up.
Wait until a couple minutes into the shower and cut the hot water off from the water heater. Then they can't get it to heat back up.
Reply
ThomasBombadil
| 31
Word to the wise, don't piss Shamus off. Hardcore.
Reply
cryssycakesx3
| 22
you'd turn on the hot water for it to run cold. and it doesn't have to be in the bathroom.
Reply
DanielleinDC
| 32
Get a cup of cold water and throw it on him when he showers.
Or flush the toilet while he's showering.
Try to frame him for stealing your stuff.
Or flush the toilet while he's showering.
Try to frame him for stealing your stuff.