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By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

369 12
Mayshod 3

Screw you doc! ************ is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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weepingangel_fml 7

Because you're going blind. XD

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Dawnxxoo 11

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Bourne_ 5

Yeah man get a chick and it'll be more fun.

66 9
markrs 0

Yeah man, get a dude and it'll be more fun. I mean, if you swing that way...

90 16
fanceh 10

Yeah man get a monkey and it'll be more fun......... no?

133 8
Capt_Oblivious 10

Yeah man, use fruit because it'll be more....something.

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jackassiddy 8

god gave us two ears and one mouth because we should listen twice as much as we speak.. he gave men two hands and one penis..

107 9
eurostar710 11

I think it's time to get a new doctor. Ya know, not a completely retarded one.

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jackassiddy 8

god gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. He gave us two hands and one penis..

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jackassiddy 8

Damn comment not showing up making me look like a jackass... wait..

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dtbomb 3

You need to stop playing tug-o-war with the cyclops!

172 11
belkinbra 12

Docbastard needs to become OP's new doctor.

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J3R3MYY 14

What?! Your probably just dehidrated. Drink lots of water you should be good. Your doc is an idiot.

175 21
npnptracking 7

How does dehydration have anything to do with masturbation?

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hurtandabused 7

Lack of juices to have come out lol

43 2
MizzErikaHart 8

He may perspire a lot if he's masturbating

53 4
EffinToofer 3

Dehydration causes headaches.

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dreamnitedarling 9

Am I the only one suspecting a blood pressure issue?

42 1
IHaveThePower 16

****** can also be a migraine trigger. A neurologist can hopefully treat that--I have chronic migraines (with other triggers) and botox worked pretty well for me.

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HumanWiki 8

Time for a new Dr. One that's not religious.

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MoodyBlue320 11

Dumbass religious doctors don't have real answers. =P

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RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

369 12
bitchslapped22 14

You're also going to have hairy palms!

38 12
mk58 31

Wonder what school this particular doctor got his MD from...

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mk58 31

Damn it! So I'm wasting away in university for no reason?!

43 0
77777771 12

Probably to much blood is leaving your brain to go somewhere much more important.

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Mayshod 3

Screw you doc! ************ is safe sex with someone I love very much.

193 7