Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
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imdeborah 0

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

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darnesey 0

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

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danijay88 0

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popatia 0

McDonalds sucks. Never heard of one licking. Okay I know that was lame but I'm still posting anyways.

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blitzen123 0

Maybe he is a sicko. o.o

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woofis 0

I guess it's too sick to sick to suggest a threesome?

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im2good25 0

so....were you u turned on?

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FYLDeep 25

YDI for being inside a McDonald's.

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Kylias 6

"I'm sorry ma'am, but she got her genes from you; she's not hot."

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ick_fml 5

why did you sit there for 10 minutes and listen to her bitching?

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cookiepenguin 0

call her a bitch and spit in her mcnuggets.

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StoD_fml 0

Honey , it's not a huge dump of cherry and vanilla icecream

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loooloool 13

Maybe Ronald wasn't the only one wanting to give the mcdick some people are kinda sick if you ask me

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Tikwichka 5

Paedophile is the British spelling...

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PedoBearSaysYES 0

O.O no. it can be either way I would know ;) and op fyl and that mom deserves it if her kid gets mono or grows up to be a pervy mervy

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tigrexel 0

^this ftw. This FML gets pedobears stamp of approval

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kalibos666 13

that sucks are you pedo bear

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PandasRtheShit 0

@20 profile pic FTW!

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xlostwithoutu 0

Bitch slap the mom and tell her that her little prick is a sick **** :P 

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darnesey 0

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

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sashalynn 0

germaphobe(sp?) much???? ;-)

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yeahidgaf 0

omg psh tell the mom you were warning her abt your daughter getting herpes D; ronald mcdonald is so dirty as in germs lol

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Fminetoo 0

Thats what you get for eating at such a disgusting and unhealthy restaraunt. You should give up the fast food, its bad for you, makes you stink and smell life burnt grease Finally, i get to tear an OP a new asshole for a unhealthy habit, just like everyone else does to the smokers! Jk Thats messed up from the mom though. BTW, its 3 Am and im on FML, and I still didnt get to be first. FML. Jk. : P Have a great day fellow FMLers.

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doink 0

I work in fast food and I come home smelling like fry grease and Jumbo Jacks.

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Residence_fml 4

You just called it a restaurant.. I think that's already over exaggerated. I hate MC Donalds food except for the mcFlurry that's delicious, I hope you got one when that bitch finished yelling at you.. If people weren't already throwing stones at you

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truthisRelative 0

Both spellings are correct! Anyway, FYL OP. That sucks. I say let her lick it: good excercise for the immune system.

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AJG390 0

Ha ha. That sucks. You should have just let it go and not said anything lol. Lesson learned i guess :p.

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imdeborah 0

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

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