By Anonymous - /
Friday 11 July 2014 22:54 /
United States - Stockton
I'm just a high school kid with big dreams for my future. I love snowboarding, soccer and tennis, and in my spare time I usually volunteer or play guitar.
Always glad to meet new people, so shoot me a message.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By CatLady /
Monday 6 January 2014 19:20 /
United States - San Francisco
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
By ScoobieDoo - /
Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 /
United States
By Girl123999 - /
Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 /
United States