Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
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saffy66 34

That sux OP but it's hard to know how old people are sometimes. Be glad you're attractive enough to have a young guy hit on you.

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TheBelt 19

At least you still got it in you, be flattered.

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Stooby61 18

Actually, I think she was trying to get it in her!

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wtffml1979 22

I haven't read any further down but cougar comes to mind.

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SerendipityRose 26

Time to turn that Pool Boy into a Pool Man!

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1dvs_bstd 41

... and let him snake your drain.

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MrSarary 26

If anything thing this is a win. You've attracted a younger guy, and hey there's nothing wrong with being a cougar.

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ItsDutch 16

I agree, there's nothing wrong with being a cougar, take pride in it op!

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tnlander 20

Age is just a number. He can keep you feeling young and you may be able to teach him a thing or two.

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ItsDutch 16

As long as both parties are of the legal age.

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igive 29

I disagree. The human brain isn't fully developed till the age of 25 for females, 29 for males. They are maturity disparities between age ranges, and plus people enter different stages in life making it difficult to be in a relationship with someone significantly older/younger. I'm not saying it's impossibke, just not likely to work out.

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gobiteme2 34

# 34 You really want to take it to a mind development. Coworker saw him as a cute new guy so what. If she is in to him let hormones go wild if she wants. Also nowhere did she say she wanted a one night stand, short term, or long term relationship. Guys cute they are both of legal age so if she wants to pursue she should.

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igive 29

I'm not specifically talking about OP, rather the comnent i replied to. "Age is just a number." No it's not. Perhaps I'm being too cynical but I have seen many relationships where age did actually come between them.

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Catdragon 40

you wouldn't be saying this if it was a young girl and an old guy or if the 18 year old was younger. even if he was 17 you'd probably call him a child. what's the damn difference between a few days or a few months?

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igive 29

I would be saying this actually. And your arguement does not follow what I'm saying. Legal or not, I'm saying that a significant age difference does ultimately affect a relationship. I'm not talking about one night stands, and OP probably not have a one night stand with her coworker with out it affecting them since they'ed have to see each other every day.

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SLL78 3

Who says it has to be a long term thing. How about a good time?

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wtffml1979 22

Booooo #65 this isn't a classroom. I say get it on. When I was 18 I was having sex with a 43 y/o woman and it helped me mentally and sexually. I learned quite a bit. Did I ever. Not to mention ego boost maxed!!

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J15237 25

Exactly! Have some damn fun

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clevergirl98 20

You may not be as old as you would think, many people are having kids at a younger age and if there really isn't a huge age gap between you, like if you weren't legal age before he was born then why does age have to matter?

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roki_fml 7

She just said that she could be his mom so it would be weird

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Catdragon 40

18 plus the minimum of 12. that's at least 30 years old. but my guess is that she's in her 40s.

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EbyKat 16

Just use the campsite rule and teach him the tea and sympathy rule and you are golden. ;)

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Earths_Venus 25

As much as I want to tell you to go for it, you really shouldn't mix business and pleasure. That said, I hope I'm as good looking as you when I'm your age :)

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