Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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Top comments
yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
Ryno 0
#21 it could easily have been a cast iron skillet or even stainless with a stainless handle. It really isn't that out there of an idea. Have you ever cooked anything other than easy mac?
genius_man16 1
And this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen. Wait, what?
Bloodrush 0
wow, drunk with power....
AntiChrist7 0
he wants to do something for you, and you still want to correct him. You're a pesky knows-it-all-better.
eliz3 0
He probably would have mentioned it if he knew you were going to do that. Well done for blaming your boyfriend.
Blue33_fml 0
I agree with #8, don't blame your boyfriend. He didn't know he should have mentioned it just came out of the oven..if you see any pan with food in it that is being cooked put on a oven mit or get a pot holder before you just go over and grab it.
sLap_fml 0
holy shit! i hope you are okay!
stinkybutt 0
what does your boyfriend have to do with it? he was supposed to be making dinner, not you so why would he tell you the pan is hot? your an idiot.
your_mother 0
your boyfriend was cooking you for dinner?
noshitsherlock 0
HAHAHHAAHA YOU DESERVE IT. Good job! That's what you get for just interfering behind his back. Durrrrr did he ask for help? NO, so you deserve it!!!!