Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and...

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

Someone got burned.

Comments

Ryno 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:53

#21 it could easily have been a cast iron skillet or even stainless with a stainless handle. It really isn't that out there of an idea. Have you ever cooked anything other than easy mac?

genius_man16 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:55

And this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen. Wait, what?

Bloodrush 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:55

wow, drunk with power....

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:56

he wants to do something for you, and you still want to correct him. You're a pesky knows-it-all-better.

eliz3 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:14

He probably would have mentioned it if he knew you were going to do that. Well done for blaming your boyfriend.

Blue33_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:15

I agree with #8, don't blame your boyfriend. He didn't know he should have mentioned it just came out of the oven..if you see any pan with food in it that is being cooked put on a oven mit or get a pot holder before you just go over and grab it.