Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML
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sawdy
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You don't get to drive, he doesn't get to keep his daughter a virgin... seems simple enough
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Scott_George
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that has always been my greatest nightmare...
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wowfmlife
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haahahhaha FYL dude
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murlocholmes
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that rat bastard! wanna drive my 1969 Camaro to make up for it?
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Scott_George
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that has always been my greatest nightmare...
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sawdy
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You don't get to drive, he doesn't get to keep his daughter a virgin... seems simple enough
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caretoshare
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FYL!
you fell for that trick. :P
you fell for that trick. :P
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fufubunny
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I agree with #3... it's all about compromise!
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Thassodar
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Why masturbate when his daughter is right there? LOGIC, PEOPLE.
Women > Masturbation*
*Unless you're masturbating with bacon grease.
Women > Masturbation*
*Unless you're masturbating with bacon grease.
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mlipro
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It could be the same depending on the size of the girl.
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Leftieswillrule
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#116 epic!
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Ugi
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I agree #6, but I think in this case only one woman was on offer....
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darkmis1
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Wow that sux-but if he didn't keep his part of the deal, u don't have to keep urs.
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WhiteDelight
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did he give you a demonstration on masturbating to better illustrate his ideals?
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MrMischevous
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Boff his daughter, then tell him that you decided to "drive the car instead of sitting in the passenger seat."
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KwitIt
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Haha, this is totally something my dad would do. Your girlfriend must be so embarrassed, if you told her.