FML : Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how...

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Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 May 2009 12:43 / United States

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By sawdy | 0

#226158 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:07

You don't get to drive, he doesn't get to keep his daughter a virgin... seems simple enough

By Scott_George | 0

#226155 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:07

that has always been my greatest nightmare...

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By wowfmlife | 0

#226152 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:06

haahahhaha FYL dude

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murlocholmes | 5

#2811607 - Sunday 3 July 2011 08:14

that rat bastard! wanna drive my 1969 Camaro to make up for it?

By Scott_George | 0

#226155 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:07

that has always been my greatest nightmare...

By sawdy | 0

#226158 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:07

You don't get to drive, he doesn't get to keep his daughter a virgin... seems simple enough

By caretoshare | 0

#226172 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:08

FYL! you fell for that trick. :P

By fufubunny | 0

#226179 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:10

I agree with #3... it's all about compromise!

By Thassodar | 0

#226190 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:11

Why masturbate when his daughter is right there? LOGIC, PEOPLE. Women > Masturbation* *Unless you're masturbating with bacon grease.

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mlipro | 0

#903025 - Monday 1 March 2010 05:43

It could be the same depending on the size of the girl.

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Leftieswillrule | 3

#1503582 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 08:52

#116 epic!

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Ugi | 26

#5305560 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 06:36

I agree #6, but I think in this case only one woman was on offer....

By darkmis1 | 17

#226200 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:13

Wow that sux-but if he didn't keep his part of the deal, u don't have to keep urs.

By WhiteDelight | 4

#226204 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:14

did he give you a demonstration on masturbating to better illustrate his ideals?

By MrMischevous | 0

#226210 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:15

Boff his daughter, then tell him that you decided to "drive the car instead of sitting in the passenger seat."

By KwitIt | 0

#226223 - Sunday 24 May 2009 08:17

Haha, this is totally something my dad would do. Your girlfriend must be so embarrassed, if you told her.

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