Today, and for the past seven weeks, the weather forecast has been the same, invariably saying, "This week, it’ll be either hot or rainy, but next week it’ll be mild and sunny." I’m still waiting for "next week's” weather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my local weather forecast. The highs are supposed to be 85-94°F (29-35°C) for 9 of the next 10 days. It's been 95-102°F (35-39°C) for the past week. I have no air conditioning. I'm so tired of this heat! Fuck climate change! FML
Today, I washed my car because rain wasn't in the forecast. It started pouring before I'd even finished drying it. The weather app still insists it's "Sunny." FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, the weather forecast said it would be nice all day, with only a tiny shower in the afternoon, so I went on a 50 km bike ride to enjoy the summer. In reality, it rained pretty much all day, with a little bit of sunshine occasionally in between. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, I've had people calling the golf course just to ask what the weather's going to be like tomorrow. I’m a golf professional, not the weather man. FML
Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Accurate weather prediction relies a lot on knowledge of the climate. With "climate change" actually being real (who knew?), we can only guess the weather. If the meteorologists told us what they really think, there would be panic in the streets.
maverick83 15
El nino exacerbated by climate change. Gonna be a hot year.
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RichardPencil 32
Accurate weather prediction relies a lot on knowledge of the climate. With "climate change" actually being real (who knew?), we can only guess the weather. If the meteorologists told us what they really think, there would be panic in the streets.
maverick83 15
El nino exacerbated by climate change. Gonna be a hot year.
Flesh_yyy 3
It’s the greenhouse effect and they are creating it. It makes it hard for me to breathe and it’s getting harder and harder with them stopping climate change
Yudith 28
At least you don't get hot AND rainy every day.