By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
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starcable 9

five second rule. it's still good

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starcable 9

five second rule. it's still good

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thehumanlyhuman 7

OP, I hope you have no cats or dogs. That fur renders the five-second rule null and void. Furry spaghetti, anyone?

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PastelPotatoes 14

Look at the bright side! At least he isn't wasteful! ... But in all seriousness that's gross. I hope you didn't eat that.

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octopussperm125 18

You're lucky he didnt have to switch to the 10 second rule

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Palirose 22

Idk about the rest of you...but my floors are clean. I dont mind eating off my floor. I cant afford to waste any food. Also there is a restaurant where they actually DO eat off their floors. IMO it can not be that bad so long as your home is clean etc.

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gloriabrose 9

if the floors are decently clean than I don't see the problem...at least he didn't waste

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kwyk 23

If the floors are clean you can... oh wait, someone already said that.

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

The food is covered in bacteria within the first few milliseconds it is dropped on the floor...

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sirsquab 12

Yeah and most, if not all of that bacteria is harmless

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RedPillSucks 31

What about all the crap on the bottom of your shoe from walking around? Unless you're cleaning every instant of the day, your floors wont remain clean.

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YOLOMASTER 10

#32 I do this. A lot..

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coburn_ 2

#69 hey dirt contain minerals right! Even more healthy!....

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FMLkoala 28

Just letting you know the 5 second rule doesn't exist. The bacteria gets onto the food instantly.

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Djmaxn 13

And thanks to a healthy immune system, said bacteria is practically harmless.

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kurodansei 16

There's that special seasoning you've been asking about. Gives the meal a wholesome earthy flavor.

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blcksocks 19

You have no idea how glad I was to read "spaghetti" after "drop a load"

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

After all the shit I've read on here, I was prepared for it to say, " and scoop it into his pants." I have no idea why I thought that's what it was gonna say.

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Soloman212 28

"Then as we continued our dinner with my parents, he began to sweat, and spaghetti began to fall out of his pockets."

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FimogenFeels 14

Oh that's nasty ... Wonder how sanitary he's been with previous meals!

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J_Kertz 14

Definitely read the first part of your comment in a Cleveland Brown voice.

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AshleaJstudent 16

Maybe he knew you were watching and wanted to give you some incentive to start cooking.

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vucui 21

A little dirt never hurt anybody! ...unless you rub it in a fresh wound.

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