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That admiration turned to horror.
5 second rule!
I think it all depends on how often they clean the floor.
OP, is your boyfriend Joey Tribbiani?
OP, I hope you have no cats or dogs. That fur renders the five-second rule null and void. Furry spaghetti, anyone?
Look at the bright side! At least he isn't wasteful! ... But in all seriousness that's gross. I hope you didn't eat that.
You're lucky he didnt have to switch to the 10 second rule
Idk about the rest of you...but my floors are clean. I dont mind eating off my floor. I cant afford to waste any food. Also there is a restaurant where they actually DO eat off their floors. IMO it can not be that bad so long as your home is clean etc.
if the floors are decently clean than I don't see the problem...at least he didn't waste
If the floors are clean you can... oh wait, someone already said that.
The food is covered in bacteria within the first few milliseconds it is dropped on the floor...
Yeah and most, if not all of that bacteria is harmless
A little dirt don't hurt...
#69 hey dirt contain minerals right! Even more healthy!....
5 second rule... no big deal.
Just letting you know the 5 second rule doesn't exist. The bacteria gets onto the food instantly.
There's that special seasoning you've been asking about. Gives the meal a wholesome earthy flavor.
"Then as we continued our dinner with my parents, he began to sweat, and spaghetti began to fall out of his pockets."
That comment was genius, #5.
You don't like floor flavored spaghetti?
No
No. Mom's Spaghetti
Sherlock AND The Doctor in the same thread. And here I thought I was straight.
Oh that's nasty ... Wonder how sanitary he's been with previous meals!
Maybe he knew you were watching and wanted to give you some incentive to start cooking.
Perhaps it's his secret technique.
A little dirt never hurt anybody! ...unless you rub it in a fresh wound.
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That admiration turned to horror.
five second rule. it's still good