Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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Top comments
yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
24788 7
It's a pan. You always should wonder if it's hot.
lalalandtoday 0
Ok this is a lie of you were burned you wouldn't be able to type FAKE ALERT!
jaybirdka 0
Failed to mention???? As if this is his fault? How about you ******* pay attention next time you dumbass.
cd5love96 0
Good Samaritan Fail
dumbbbb 0
if he was in the middle of cooking dinner most likely he had just taken them out of the oven. If this were true, it would be you're own dumb fault for interfering anyway..
rssffff08 0
women need to be in control of everything
dumbbbb 0
btw #50 is the funniest thing i have ever read!!
lobstar 0
As someone who makes a lot of meals at home I can tell you nothing pisses me off more than when someone tries to interfere with what I'm doing in the kitchen. YDI it for trying to be nosy and "helping" by giving the vegetables a flip when they clearly did not need it. What did you think that one flip would accomplish? Why were you even in the kitchen at all? Go watch TV and let him do his thing and stop being so controlling.
nprugby11 0
YDI, it's not that unusual for a frying pan to go in the oven, and besides, an active pan with food being cooked in it WILL BE HOT! And also, let the man cook for you, he's being nice enough to do it so let him have his peace.
Puolukka 4
Hmmm...while I do agree with most of the comments I still think he could have said something...if he noticed that she was on her way to the kitchen when he was on his way out he could have said "don't touch the pan it's hot" I sometimes help my husband cook, or my Mom when I visit her, even though they're supposed to cook dinner and I would NEVER assume that the HANDLE of a frying pan is hot...because it's not supposed to be when the pan is on the stove...and if she didn't know he had it in the oven then why would she think "Oh maybe I shouldn't touch the handle of the pan it might be hot" I wouldn't blame the boyfriend, but I also wouldn't really say she deserved it.