Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and...

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

Someone got burned.

Comments

kristindabomb 12

Monday 25 May 2009 5:27

HE failed to mention it? YDI completely.

lolwutt 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:28

wtf why was he cooking anything at 500 degrees, i bet your hands aren't the only thing that pan burned~

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:29

If he's going to cook you dinner, the least you can do is pay attention. You deserved it.

oftheblue 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:04

i don't think she was saying it was his fault, she was just saying she didn't know... and she probably burnt herself pretty bad... have some compassion

compuryan 1

Monday 25 May 2009 6:13

YDI If he's cooking you dinner let him take care of it and don't interfere

thabeast 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:28

dont blame him especially if hes cooking dinner @80 haha YDI unless you two cook together as a bonding activity or something, idk, then itd be his fault

yarbitchyar 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:35

lyssalicious 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:36

i didnt even think ovens went past 475....and he's cooking veggies at 500 degrees because...????

someeguy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:33

Hahaha...FYL, but you sorta deserved it all the same. the funny thing is, if the boyfriend had written the FML, I bet most people would have said HE deserved it for not letting her know :P

Swidiot 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:47

I don't think you bake vegetables at 500 degrees, I'm pretty sure they would burn within minutes and especially not in a frying pan and cooked again after being supposedly baked at 500 degrees.