Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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RichardPencil 30

It's most likely ok, except your electric or gas bill will be higher. There's an 80% chance your house won't burn down. Relax.

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RichardPencil 30

No, there's only a 32.7% chance their house will burn down in five trials. (See binomial distribution.)

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sarsuela 29

Though it depends on for how long you were gone. I've knowingly left the oven on when it needs to be on for the next two hours but I need to leave for half an hour; it's not like I would have been sitting next to it anyways.

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RichardPencil 30

It's most likely ok, except your electric or gas bill will be higher. There's an 80% chance your house won't burn down. Relax.

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Marcella1016 31

So if OP does this 5 times, there is a 100% chance her house will burn down at least once?

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RichardPencil 30

No, there's only a 32.7% chance their house will burn down in five trials. (See binomial distribution.)

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Marcella1016 31

Holy shit. Math and probability trip me the **** out with how crazy it can get. It’s crazy and mind blowing and awesome 😳😱💥 Also - better odds for OP. Still not a bet I’d take though lol. Anything could happen while you’re out and you could end up gone way longer than planned. Better safe than sorry!

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RichardPencil 30

Weird stuff, isn't it? Unless they store paper or oily rags on the stove or in the oven, it's very unlikely it would start a fire. It'll certainly add to the utility bill and shorten the life of the appliance.

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CRC_101 31

Eh. If you keep the oven relatively clean, it shouldn't be a problem, especially if it's electric. I worry about gas.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

It's fine for you to leave. If you want your house to burn down while you're gone. Make sure your insurance is up to date before you go.

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samsonity 5

I think your boyfriend missed the days of school where they teach you how to avoid insinuating the house.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you actually do it, or was it caught before no one was home?

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