By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
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micahsmommy 13

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

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Andr913 13

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Hopefully they left a message, but since it's on here I'm guessing they didn't, so hopefully they call back!

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Andr913 13

I clicked on you. No, you're not.

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SkoomaKi 27

Ladies and gentleman we have found the forever alone girl.

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spazz666 18

I believe the original forever alone girl would be the worlds first cat lady.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

How would she be alone when she has all them cats??

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comedybreak 20

Guys this is a repost from 2009 I remember reading it before and I saw it a couple months ago on the random section. FML should have filters to these type of things

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Redoxx_fml 22

Put it on vibrate next time?

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chaoticxxxmess 3

What if it's a landline?

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TomHarrow 5

9-You can have different ringtones on a land line?

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GreenAppleDP 0

Some landlines do have different ringers. I know I've had quite a few with a variety of ringers.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I believe they call it a cellphone

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icadragoon 11

I know what a rotary phone is, and I didn't use google or any other Internet site and I'm 26. Not everyone is that uninformed.

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The_Troller 14

I'm 14 and I know what a rotary phone is...

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missyj0 12

I'm 15 and I like bewbs.

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akayc32 0

I'm 22 and I have no idea how this went from a stupid suggestion of turning the phone to vibrate to something about bewbs? Wtf is that?

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AeonForce 0

Sad face...that sucks...I've been there before though. Maybe the important phone call was to tell you that your phone hasn't been working right, lolz.

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Awsumuzzie 12

"Sad face"... So how is botox effecting your daily life? You know, besides having to state what emotion your face would be doing.

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ladyLALAA 28

Yes 72, because I'm sure the 23 year old man has Botox -.-'

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zfrt 3

Complaining about your lack of social interactions on the Internet won't get you anywhere.

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bungee_fml 9

I'm pretty sure the internet was invented for people with no social lives.

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Llamacod 11

Didn't you know that its bad to bite your nails?

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Angitia 8

It wasn't, but it's become the escape for many people of that category, #40.

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krad204 21

Same here, I don't know what my ringtone is, it is always on vibrate, besides, you should get out more...

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linkinpark98 23

I don't see why this comment got thumbed down. I agree with this person.

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micahsmommy 13

OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

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Pelreskovich 11

Jeesh, who talks on phones nowadays!? All that matters is that you know your text ringtone! ..lol.

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Pelreskovich 11

Aww awesome! I'm glad you think so! Seriously, because all I think about is wanting everyone to think I'm cool. It's really all I care about!

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thatonetroll 0

Words can't explain

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The_Troller 14

how stupid the comment above mine is.

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thatonetroll 0

How stupid the comment above mine is. 2 can play that game.

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The_Troller 14

But I continued your comment, whereas you only posted a sentence fragment.

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musicluvr2000 11

Omg!!!!! Me too!!!!!

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desireev 17

So you've been paying an expensive phone bill on a phone that you don't use or even recognize??....... Interesting.....

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pinkcrayola 0

They could text and just not talk on the phone...and who said it was expensive there are some phones you can pay for minutes as you go along.

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akayc32 0

84, when you start paying for it yourself, you'll realize they are ALL expensive.

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maronofhearts 19

Not f your plans so old is still $30 for unlimited everything :D. It's called grandfathering your plan mine doesnt actually web exist anymore that's what they told me so if I try to change it I'll lose my unlimited since they don't do that anymore but I still can get new phones

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daminantion 14

I'm using an iPhone and I pay 35 a month. If you think that's expensive, how about getting a real job? All you whack 17 year olds with Blackberries paying for data plans LOL

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