I clicked on you. No, you're not.

Ladies and gentleman we have found the forever alone girl.

I believe the original forever alone girl would be the worlds first cat lady.

How would she be alone when she has all them cats??

Guys this is a repost from 2009 I remember reading it before and I saw it a couple months ago on the random section. FML should have filters to these type of things

What if it's a landline?

How does that make any sense?

9-You can have different ringtones on a land line?

Some landlines do have different ringers. I know I've had quite a few with a variety of ringers.

Wireless usually does

I believe they call it a cellphone

I know what a rotary phone is, and I didn't use google or any other Internet site and I'm 26. Not everyone is that uninformed.

I'm 14 and I know what a rotary phone is...

I'm 15 and I like bewbs.

I'm 22 and I have no idea how this went from a stupid suggestion of turning the phone to vibrate to something about bewbs? Wtf is that?

"Sad face"... So how is botox effecting your daily life? You know, besides having to state what emotion your face would be doing.

4 - *:(

Yes 72, because I'm sure the 23 year old man has Botox -.-'

I'm pretty sure the internet was invented for people with no social lives.

Didn't you know that its bad to bite your nails?

It wasn't, but it's become the escape for many people of that category, #40.

I don't see why this comment got thumbed down. I agree with this person.

Yes.

Ur so cool

His so cool fridge, I bet.

Aww awesome! I'm glad you think so! Seriously, because all I think about is wanting everyone to think I'm cool. It's really all I care about!

Words can't explain

how stupid the comment above mine is.

How stupid the comment above mine is. 2 can play that game.

But I continued your comment, whereas you only posted a sentence fragment.

Rats I lost.

Omg!!!!! Me too!!!!!

They could text and just not talk on the phone...and who said it was expensive there are some phones you can pay for minutes as you go along.

84, when you start paying for it yourself, you'll realize they are ALL expensive.

Not f your plans so old is still $30 for unlimited everything :D. It's called grandfathering your plan mine doesnt actually web exist anymore that's what they told me so if I try to change it I'll lose my unlimited since they don't do that anymore but I still can get new phones

I'm using an iPhone and I pay 35 a month. If you think that's expensive, how about getting a real job? All you whack 17 year olds with Blackberries paying for data plans LOL