Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
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yer_maw 1
if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?
colortherainbowx 0
Someone got burned.
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Comments (173)
MandM44 0
Wow. Way to push the blame on your boyfriend...you're the idiot for not NOTICING that it had just come out of the oven. And whenever you're cooking, you should always be aware and check to make sure things aren't going to toast your fingers off and use a potholder or something. I wonder what else you try to lay blame on your boyfriend for.
cxal_fml 0
YDI - By your own words he was cooking you dinner. So the only reason for you to touch the pan without him first telling you to would be that you were a complete idiot. You weren't cooking dinner together, he was cooking for you. There was no reason at all for him to tell you anything. Just as there wasn't a solitary reason for you to consider touching the pan
gofriars 0
you failed to mention you were retarded
cxal_fml 0
*there are recipes where you would put vegetables in a frying pan in the oven. You definately would not want to give the pan a sautee flip after removing them, as that would keep the vegetables from cooking the way you were intending. Generally this involves using a good amount of olive oil coating the vegetables
allylalala 0
#11 "failing to mention" is more or less an expression. doesn't mean he FAILS. fyl cuz that suckss
gofriars 0
suaveneanderthal 0
what the hell? is it your boyfriends responsibility to tell you each and everything that might do you harm? Oh i have to go take a piss babe but dont play with those knifes they might cut you and dont stick your finger in any of the sockets... He didn't fail to mention shit because its not his job to babysit you.
mattiscool 0
YDI for not being the one cooking
Kitty34_fml 0
"Failed to mention" - as if he was supposed to tell you? It's not his job to tell you that pans can be hot while cooking.
catatonicsleep 17
I put frying pans in the oven if the think I cooked is ready before I expected it to be and the other things aren't done so it stays warm. For future reference though if they don't ask for your help don't touch anything. I hope you ran your hands under cold water for a few minutes and don't put any creams or pastes on your skin the heat will make them hot and they will burn you too and no ice, that will give you a freeze burn.