Cook out

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML
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Same thing different taste

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When cooking, pay attention to the cooking and not so much to your date… Next time order delivery.

Since you reported this to FML, I'm guessing that you and your date did not get on like a house on fire?

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Since you reported this to FML, I'm guessing that you and your date did not get on like a house on fire?

When cooking, pay attention to the cooking and not so much to your date… Next time order delivery.

Beavis: "Fire! Fire!" Butthead: "Huh huh huh That was cool!"

Thanks for the reminder. My girlfriend‘s birthday is in a week and she wants me to cook a high-class dinner for her. I know she won’t let me take my eyes off the food.