Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
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You really found it that important to go completely dry yourself off at that moment while things were still cooking, and didn't bother to turn anything off?

Who knew one person could play all three Stooges at the same time?

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Too much fire and water, not in the same place. Sounds like California and Florida had a baby.

You really found it that important to go completely dry yourself off at that moment while things were still cooking, and didn't bother to turn anything off?

Who knew one person could play all three Stooges at the same time?