By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.

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Schizomaniac 24

You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.

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MAGNAVOX 0

You should call him and invite him for hot sex, when he arrives do the same to him. See how he likes it.

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lol_ironic_life 9

#24 Comment is WIN hehe. dump his sorry behind girl :)

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writergirl23 19

It wudnt work. What I'd do is say I 4got my phone n use his to call the gf and tell her >:D

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Arsonnist 3

Could have been his mom.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.

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mrahhhhh 21

BF: Why are you here, I meant my other girlfriend? OP: Oh ok never mind then have fun. By the way you have a stain in your crotch. BF: "looks down" OP: "kick to the nuts" We're through bitch! Good luck using your junk tonight!

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moonstarbabe6383 0

hahaha i love this!!!! i might have to use it sometime

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sv143nc 2

awesome response :) he totally deserves a kick in the balls

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W4X 0

You my friend are a level 35 Rambo. Another epic comment and you are leveled up to a level 36 Rambo!

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