Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and...

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

Someone got burned.

Comments

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

Someone got burned.

reyemrein 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:44

ouch, do you want some ice for that burn? if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! can anyone think of another cliche?

Titanus 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 7:12

why would the oven be 500 degrees? Don't you usually bake at around 350-375?

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 6:23

Today, I decided to be sweet and cook my girlfriend dinner. I took the pan out of the oven, placed it on the stove, and went to grab something. My girlfriend grabbed the hot handle, burned her hand, dropped the food all over the oven and floor, and blamed it on me. FML

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:38

If you're sauteing veggies in a pan...why was that pan in the oven? This just doesn't add up.

yetanotherginger 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:10

he wasn't sauteing veggies, she just decided she wanted to flip the pan

lexa1love 16

Friday 16 November 2012 17:17

I often broil vegetables in a pan at 500 degrees, so it makes perfect sense to me. It's the best way to make kabobs and things like that.

Pounce 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:08

#1, that's epic, lmao.

yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

longboarder95 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:58

because she's not smart enough to think before she grabs a hot pan but doesn't want to admit it

stupidmonkey80 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:43

if he was cooking dinner and you came in and just picked stuff up why would he bother telling you

AtomicRebirth 11

Friday 22 July 2011 10:41

"The woman should be the one in the kitchen." Wow, that's not sexist at all...

AndelleRae 9

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

Pot holders are your friends, my dear.

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:57

ur pic makes u look angry and creepy. u should buy a kitty thats what i do

blland 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:10

only common sense can save this one.

nadeen8 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:11

aw that sucks..... well hhaha its yours and his fault so...

Svelgin 7

Monday 30 May 2011 16:20

How was it his fault at all? He didn't know she was going to just walk up and move the Pam.

s0n0fjay 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:12

don't blame it on your boyfriend....

blueworld_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:12

Do NOT interfere in the kitchen! Just sit back and let it be cooked for you one night...otherwise you will be owned.

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:15

He didn't mention the pan of cooked veggies was hot? Blaming your boyfriend, for the fail!

littlehowl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:16

why the hell did he 'failed' to mention ? if he is cooking he shouldnt mention it... it would be weird if he's cooking and saying out loud: now im taking the pan out the oven, and putting it on the counter, its really hot so I should be carefull... see, i hope you learned a lesson.