Accident, Painful and Love: Thirst trap

Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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troublant_fml 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:05

Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy. On beavers.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:11

Ouch. If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.

Comments

troublant_fml 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:05

Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy. On beavers.

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:31

LOL. Win comment. OP, accidents happen :/. Hopefully the dentist can make it look better. Still..FYL.

greendaygirl999 5

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:55

Ouch. That sucks, OP. That happened to me with one of my dumbass friends

TonicFTW 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:55

holy shiit my side was splitting one that one. your comment outta make the op feel better. what's 'op' anyway?

cuty496 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 1:09

#2 made me hit the ground laughing !!! LMAOO

ServerError 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 19:39

gir

lettertjes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:11

Ouch. If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.

karina_said 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

hahaha... like.. seriously?

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:36

What do you do if you don't have the missing piece anymore? Aside from getting a fake tooth? Or are you out of luck :/?

lettertjes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:50

If you lost the chip, they can put some sort of clay-like paste on it and then you have to wait for that to harden and then they polish it in the right shape. I chipped my tooth once and the chip was put back on, but I was a kid and a few months later I chewed on a pencil and the chip came off again and I lost it. So then they used that paste and I got a perfect tooth with it.

hey01_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:12

lol dump him n tell him to pay for medical bills btw he fails

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:18

yeah it only takes a little tilt to 'playfully spill' your water!

teh_ed 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:19

who uses a metal water bottle? just sounds dangerous

dsrs3777 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:55

Metal water bottles are starting to be the most common because of all the research on the problems with plastic ones

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:46

Plastic bottles are still very common. Yes it's true there's research about some plastics being dangerous. It's all depends on the type (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?). I think it's like the lower numbers are more dangerous. But idk. I bet when metal water bottles become more prevalent, there'll be studies showing that it's also hazardous. We can't win >.<.