Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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TrinityNevada 11
Not doing the dishes BEFORE he takes a piss in the sink? How about after? Sorry, but I'm imagining ... I'm not sure what my point was. If you're washing them afterward, I guess they're clean anyway. But it's still gross to go in the sink. My ex used to piss in our basement sink b/c our bedroom is down there, but although it was funny to see him on tip-top, it was still gross
nishantvas 13
He what ???
blackonblight 32
Roll up the newspaper and hit him in the nose. If your boyfriend isn't housebroken when you get him from the parents, you're in for a lot of work. You should probably have him neutered too, to curb the aggressive tendencies.
vikky538 28
pee in sink ...does he bath in kitchen or what...?
Playitlovely 13
Time to not wash his dishes :) feed him food on piss dishes and see how often he pisses in them after.
Kateyez_26 13
That's highly disgusting! Let him wash his own damn dishes if he's gonna piss in the sink and just buy paper plates for yourself. Unless you can train him to use the potty...aim for the O's! But seriously why would you want to tolerate that?? I'd say leave his nasty ass
jwebster 8
His turn to wash the dishes can last for the next two to five years then.
notsofriendly 17
Take a crap in the sink and see how he feels about it.
jayray313 21
Please tell me you use birth control with him. This kind of stupid is too prevalent in the world already, we don't need more.
jroxs13 4
How many times did you complain to him about leaving the toilet seat up?