By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.

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Welshite 39

Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.

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DocBastard 38

What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.

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Welshite 39

Too spoon, Doc. It's not bad enough for a mugshot. She just needs to house train him again.

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Dishing out the puns early, I see.

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TwistedCherub1 15

I agree with Doc; he needs to go. My husband has washed one pan in the last year and hasn't done laundry at all, but if he started telling me when to do my chores or how we'd have a serious issue. If he'd done so when we were dating we wouldn't have married. Peeing in the sink would yield the same results.

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Fitzinator1995 13

he must be off his saucer

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then000bster 16

Tell him to get off his glass and help out!! Just because you wash something off with a liquid doesn't mean it's clean!! What a scrub!!

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swaggalikethat 22

Op, you and your husband need to sit down and pan this whole thing out. You both really need to contemPLATE this one

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ibmike22 13

Knife try, guys. I think most of you need to go take a nap...kin. Sounds like some terrible soap opera.

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Sputnikspak 13

Who the **** pisses in a kitchen sink anyway? I mean, maybe in a desperate emergency, but **** if someone did it in my kitchen sink I'd bleach the **** out of it.

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tjv3 10

Umm that's not what a sink is for! Bleach everything and throw the disgusting dude out

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awsamb 8

That son of a dish! You really need to wash out for these things in the future. See you spoon, best washes!

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svalaedgren 18

Then perhaps he should be the one doing the dishes in the future.

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

The problem may need a slightly bigger solution than that.

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Chellybelly92 14

I think the issue is pissing in the sink, not really doing the dishes

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speckledots 29

My question is how has this not come to light sooner? urine has a very strong particular smell. Would you not notice it while you were washing your dishes?

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Welshite 39

Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps we all do it at some point

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Rainhawk94 27

No shit. Well hopefully no shit

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gc327072 30

If you shat in the sink, be sure to use the garbage disposal while running water to "flush"

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Generally something like this is followed up by "Straya mate" kind of like murica I guess.

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Welshite 39

I pee in a drain too, but then I get arrested for public indecency.

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heroforhirex95 17

I bet you were pissed off. Oh well, better than being pissed on. ...like the dishes

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cakefete2 30

OP wasn't too mad, because at least her boyfriend doesn't leave the seat up.

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tacojauns 45

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Rainhawk94 27

Shit. Did you mean shit. I think you implied feces

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Wizardo 33

What the... clearly he hasn't been trained properly. Leave saucers in the bathtub and finally silver spoons in the toilet lure him in.

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Aligator67 12

But then, who would retrieve the dishes that he has peed on..?

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olpally 32

Can't believe these kind of stupid people exist. Jesus. That's just wrong.

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Rainhawk94 27

Why you gotta bring my hispanic uncle Jesus into this.

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cakefete2 30

Because of Juanita's emergency surgery.

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LowExpectations 30

How ******* hard is it to walk the short distance to the toilet!? I mean really!? OP, next time attach a car battery to the sink to teach your unsanitary boyfriend a lesson.

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