Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?
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Ambient25
| 24
You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth
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Faddyy6
| 17
he was trying to calm you down
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buckeyed
| 20
Nothing calms me down like baby talk from a professional.
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TwistedCherub1
| 15
All a dentist needs to calm me is "Mr. Happy", the face mask and a few deep breaths.
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TwistedCherub1
| 15
Then again, my dentist never gave it cute names. I had all but 2 of my baby teeth pulled and they always explained it in real terms.
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TheTacoMan
| 24
OP at least he didn't drop dead while he was examining your teeth
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aidem1988
| 7
just think, Mr bumpy brush will remove the cavity and make it feel all better lol.
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puggypark
| 14
If your teeth starts to ache from the cavity fill OP, take painkillers and rest.
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awsamb
| 8
No...no real advice on this one.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?
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Ambient25
| 24
You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth
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buckeyed
| 20
I believe that would confirm the dentist's prior assumption.
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Ambient25
| 24
and OP has the perfect alibi then
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cakefete2
| 30
Yea, then OP could be like "why you no taste like chicken?"
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Savner
| 16
Funny the black guy says that
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amaindayyy46
| 20
They wear gloves, it wouldn't matter.
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JanisEvans
| 10
If you think you're getting a cavity "removed", then yes, you are special.
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Bano360
| 25
And you're an asshole.
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buckeyed
| 20
Yes, just blame the drool on the numbness...I'm sorry though OP. You're special to us.
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
My dentist called the slow drill Mr. Bumpy and the suction Mr. Thirsty. Into my teens also now that I think about it.
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buckeyed
| 20
Did OP check the dentist's diploma? If she went to beadentistnow.com, maybe she thinks those are the official names of the tools. Seems to be a trend here...
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heinous966
| 15
"Mr. Thirsty"
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momo3p
| 22
Lol same
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
My little sister got to choose from several filling "types" when she was getting her first filling at around age 6. It was a number of years before she realized she didn't really have a "Winnie-the-Pooh filling" at all.
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buckeyed
| 20
Wait so my Walter White root canal was a lie??
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
18, just what did they use to put you under?
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buckeyed
| 20
I don't remember much...but it was very blue.
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Jasmeent11
| 15
What an ass!
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niftyismybitch
| 21
Pay him in monopoly money..