Health: Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first...

By maxkeyftw - 17/10/2013 05:06 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

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JACKxRAWR 22

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:56

Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?

Ambient25 24

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:57

You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth

Faddyy6 17

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:54

he was trying to calm you down

buckeyed 20

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:20

Nothing calms me down like baby talk from a professional.

TwistedCherub1 15

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:40

All a dentist needs to calm me is "Mr. Happy", the face mask and a few deep breaths.

TwistedCherub1 15

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:44

Then again, my dentist never gave it cute names. I had all but 2 of my baby teeth pulled and they always explained it in real terms.

TheTacoMan 24

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Friday 18 October 2013 4:28

OP at least he didn't drop dead while he was examining your teeth

aidem1988 7

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:55

just think, Mr bumpy brush will remove the cavity and make it feel all better lol.

puggypark 14

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:44

If your teeth starts to ache from the cavity fill OP, take painkillers and rest.

awsamb 8

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Saturday 19 October 2013 15:33

No...no real advice on this one.

JACKxRAWR 22

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:56

Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?

Ambient25 24

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:57

You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth

buckeyed 20

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:01

I believe that would confirm the dentist's prior assumption.

Ambient25 24

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:03

and OP has the perfect alibi then

cakefete2 30

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Thursday 17 October 2013 14:42

Yea, then OP could be like "why you no taste like chicken?"

Savner 16

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Thursday 17 October 2013 14:50

Funny the black guy says that

amaindayyy46 20

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Thursday 17 October 2013 19:28

They wear gloves, it wouldn't matter.

JanisEvans 10

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:57

If you think you're getting a cavity "removed", then yes, you are special.

Bano360 25

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:01

And you're an asshole.

buckeyed 20

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Thursday 17 October 2013 11:59

Yes, just blame the drool on the numbness...I'm sorry though OP. You're special to us.

graceinsheepwear 33

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:03

My dentist called the slow drill Mr. Bumpy and the suction Mr. Thirsty. Into my teens also now that I think about it.

buckeyed 20

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:24

Did OP check the dentist's diploma? If she went to beadentistnow.com, maybe she thinks those are the official names of the tools. Seems to be a trend here...

heinous966 15

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Thursday 17 October 2013 22:50

"Mr. Thirsty"

momo3p 22

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Thursday 7 January 2016 21:18

Lol same

graceinsheepwear 33

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Thursday 17 October 2013 12:13

My little sister got to choose from several filling "types" when she was getting her first filling at around age 6. It was a number of years before she realized she didn't really have a "Winnie-the-Pooh filling" at all.