By maxkeyftw - 17/10/2013 05:06 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
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JACKxRAWR 22

Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?

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Ambient25 24

You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth

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buckeyed 20

Nothing calms me down like baby talk from a professional.

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TwistedCherub1 15

All a dentist needs to calm me is "Mr. Happy", the face mask and a few deep breaths.

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TwistedCherub1 15

Then again, my dentist never gave it cute names. I had all but 2 of my baby teeth pulled and they always explained it in real terms.

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TheTacoMan 24

OP at least he didn't drop dead while he was examining your teeth

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aidem1988 7

just think, Mr bumpy brush will remove the cavity and make it feel all better lol.

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puggypark 14

If your teeth starts to ache from the cavity fill OP, take painkillers and rest.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Well, did you turn up to the Dentist's in a short bus and wearing a bike helmet?

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Ambient25 24

You should get back at her by licking her fingers when they're in your mouth

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buckeyed 20

I believe that would confirm the dentist's prior assumption.

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cakefete2 30

Yea, then OP could be like "why you no taste like chicken?"

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amaindayyy46 20

They wear gloves, it wouldn't matter.

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JanisEvans 10

If you think you're getting a cavity "removed", then yes, you are special.

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buckeyed 20

Yes, just blame the drool on the numbness...I'm sorry though OP. You're special to us.

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graceinsheepwear 33

My dentist called the slow drill Mr. Bumpy and the suction Mr. Thirsty. Into my teens also now that I think about it.

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buckeyed 20

Did OP check the dentist's diploma? If she went to beadentistnow.com, maybe she thinks those are the official names of the tools. Seems to be a trend here...

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graceinsheepwear 33

My little sister got to choose from several filling "types" when she was getting her first filling at around age 6. It was a number of years before she realized she didn't really have a "Winnie-the-Pooh filling" at all.

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buckeyed 20

Wait so my Walter White root canal was a lie??

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graceinsheepwear 33

18, just what did they use to put you under?

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buckeyed 20

I don't remember much...but it was very blue.

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