Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
hunteryager 18
And YOU have a bad habit?!
perdix 29
I guess there's not a better motivator than … *Lowers sunglasses* pee-er pressure.
Zebediabolical 43
He could at least pee in the laundry drain like a normal person!
worldclassrager 39
Is this some sort of night terror or sleep walking?
Ksweety_fml 27
Your boyfriend is disgusting.
Michael903 18
What a piss ant...somebody should have taught him better.
crackpotL 33
If he is gifted enough to piss in the sink without a step stool I think you have to forgive him.
sanecatlady 13
I take you only have one bathroom and he drinks a lot of...liquids. Still that's just plain gross, and I could never live with someone like that! Ugh.
fatman1970 25
I think you should teach him what a toilet is for.
Enslaved 36
Michelle my Belle, that's one way to save a 5 gallon toilet flush. :P Southern hemisphere? so it swirls counter-clockwise?(:
Dodge4x4Ram 46
clock wise dear jk