Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
S1deWinder 7
I really hope he was just screwing around with you. Sorry OP.
Mintaka_fml 11
As a part of my new diet, any time I am having trouble controlling my cravings I will just read this FML and my appetite will be gone.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Did anyone consider that he only said that to get her to do the dishes faster and does not in fact, actually pee in the sink. I mean, wouldn't you notice if he actually did before he told you?
TallMist 32
Telling lies to get your girlfriend to do more work is a douche move. So, which do you think he is? A gross guy that pees in sinks before the dishes get washed, or a controlling douchebag?
babygirl125 6
Wtf
mooman36 15
Sexist pig, tell him he can do the dishes!
SixthSinEnvy 39
Why are you with someone who finds it appropriate to piss in sinks? I'm sorry YDI for dating someone with poor hygiene habits.
kuzcoandpacha 3
Give him a urinal cake for dinner since the kitchen is now the bathroom
brizzyd 10
Why date someone who pisses in the sink?
JubileeBee 31
And why is he your boyfriend again?
matthews_van 10
He could piss in worse places