Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
rwoody81 1
Sorry, I voted "you deserved it" on this one. If you have been dating him long enough to call him your boyfriend, can you honestly say this is the first stupid thing he's done? I'm guessing you ignored the warning signs, so yeah, you should've seen this coming and dumped him before you found out he pees in the sink.
Welshite 39
This FML has one single YDI vote. Guess we know whose it is.
trulypar 34
Sometimes we can overlook stupid things...but disgusting things are a different story. He may not have shown his nasty side 'til now.
Roskie 16
What are the warning signs for this? Attaching a toilet paper holder to the counter?
TwistedCherub1 15
I assumed, maybe incorrectly, they live together. Plus, she said "his daily piss in the sink". That implies he's done it on a regular basis.
domolovesyoshi 33
actually she said that he had said the daily pee in the sink thing indicating that she has just now found out.
expectcriticism 13
How the hell would someone see that coming? "Oh you didn't say good morning today, we need to break up you're gonna start pissing in the sink tomorrow" how stupid are you?
Norris_FTW_77 9
I hope he's at least good looking and great in bed if he's not bright enough to figure out modern plumbing. Use protection. The world's already maxed out on its "stupid" population.
shaggystar 3
I know everyone is different, but that a red flag, get out while you can OP.
yukumariooo 11
I really hope he's just ******* around with you. I mean its not the worst thing he could be doing to the dishes but its pretty damn bad.
gracehi 31
Don't you know you have to housebreak your boyfriend within the first few weeks? Next, he'll be making his territory on the furniture if you don't neuter him.
DanielleinDC 33
Shouldn't his mother have potty trained him when he was a toddler? As for you, OP, why do you put up with him?
chilevmv 7
Ooookay that's officially disgusting.
FroznInferno 9
He is just trying to sterilize them for you.
AshleighNason 24
If you get sick you now know why.
thecrazymancan 17
e.0 what?
jrock9093 18
That is disgusting I think you need to trade up! I'm not a perfect person but pissing on the dishes I eat we all think you can do better than that !!!!