Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
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Comments (134)
qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
unfortunatelee 0
Heroes is a terrible show and I'm only replying to #1 so this gets seen.
spoo 24
unfortunatelee , we know you hate herpies. You may want to check, I think there are support organizations out there for people in your situation. Remember, if you can haggle it down to $5, you probably are only getting what you paid for
crazyghost7 0
your gay for replying to #1 to get seen
shelbcz 0
This is one of the rare FML's I actually laugh out loud at.
Nathaney 0
Heroes is english no by NBC
Brak_Spaceman 19
Your spelling sucks ball sack.
abbeyasa 0
i know right lol i nearly bust out
Rejectofsociety9 0
OP deserved it for liking the series finale of Heroes.
dusty209 0
proofread mother *****
vampire_rising 0
lol
I_lost_the_game 25
123- I find it ironic, since you spelt ****** wrong.
carioki34 7
Wtf
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
curryndricegirll 0
you don't even have to do that. you can go to your profile and then click remove and then no one can see it any longer
harlehatschi 0
good call
irockmyworld 0
i moderated this. but i clicked no. its not a **** your life. its actually funny to those who have a sense of humour.
GrapefruitZoe 0
I would say yes because a lot of the time, people want to laugh at FMLs.
Shadow_Phantom 26
They probably worded it that way to specify what it was. =|
eastmanwolf 0
#27 Some douchebags really do talk like that! In one of my classes, this guy once said "I once caught an episode of the UK's Doctor Who."
xNephilim 19
That's kind of the point of FML... To share dumb stories like this and laugh at them.
Horurerukul 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
sabresfano 1
According to my pokedex, it's a troll!
sexymessy 0
LOL. Funny!!
mrnicety 0
Yeah, cos no-one will assume that you were joking... You would have been better to leave it up
curryndricegirll 0
well...if they didn't...i guess that says something about the OP, doesn't it?
KirstieeJadee 0
bahaha, man that sucks. at least you didn't say "i love my herpes." that would've sucked even more. HAHAHA
Luckster 0
That's why you double check your post before letting the world see it.
NA88 0
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS FML WAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH u maade my day man! its the best FML yet
ijrnelson 0
Lol this is a really funny mistake but tbh people make their facebook status things like that all the time just as a joke, so it's more of a YDI!