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By NotThatKind - 24/8/2009 04:28 - United States
Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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By Anonymous - 9/9/2020 20:00 - United States - New Orleans

Thanks for the setup, dude

Today, I was set up on a date by a coworker. The guy turned up late, but whatever. He then spent 30 breathlessly long minutes complaining about his "bitch of an ex." Then he spent another 30 minutes trying to convince me that the QAnon bullshit was real. I had to pull the whole 'fake emergency phone call' to get the hell out of there. FML
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By  Smarty_  |  0

Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways.
Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.

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  spoo  |  24

unfortunatelee , we know you hate herpies. You may want to check, I think there are support organizations out there for people in your situation.

Remember, if you can haggle it down to $5, you probably are only getting what you paid for

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By  Smarty_  |  0

Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways.
Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.

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