Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
knoxxx 22
How in the holy dish soap are there any YDI's on this FML?
tonijulie 20
So so sickening! I couldn't even imagine living with someone like that. I thought my husband was messy...... Maybe not lol
bubble_burst 16
don't breed with him...Throw him out and warn others about him. That's not just unsanitary its insane.
sbozeman3 4
I piss in the bathroom sink at my place to not waste water, then splash a tony bit of water to get rid of the excess, I've done the math, it saves 130 gallons of water a year
iwadasn 32
The bathroom sink may be understandable if you think it saves money, but if the dishes are a problem, that means OP's boyfriend is using the KITCHEN sink, and that's just disgusting.
knoxxx 22
That doesn't make any sense. You can pee in the toilet and then not flush and it saves as much water.
stitesy29 18
Dafuq did I just read?
solarrunner 16
I thought I was the only one who pisses in the bathroom sink...phew...
Aussieinusa 5
Get him a lemon tree to piss on. Your sink will be left clean and you can make lemonade (urine is great for lemon trees)
maddymaee 12
hahahahaha of course this is from an Australian poster!
an3ph 20
The revenge options are numerous.
iamsophie 13
That's disgusting!