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Wow, what an asshole
Well instead of cleaning realise what your doing and flip da **** out
He sounds like an innovator to me
He's the exact opposite of an asshole. He's a critical thinker
Instead of cleaning you should start messing things up. That would show him.
I would figure a mouth would be the exact opposite of an asshole
Well do you purposely make him angry so he'd talk with proper grammar?
32 - We'll take it for granted that she already knows how to make the sandwich, of course! (Can't forget the sandwich o.o)
LMFAO! Made my day :D
This reminds me of something that could be in a Wiser's Whiskey commercial. I applaud you, my fellow man.
Can we all just have a big orgy im really lonely here
I feel as though this may be a YDI. Not for her cleaning, but lack thereof. If the only way he can get you to help clean at all is making you angry, maybe you could help out a bit more regularly so that he doesn't NEED to make you angry.
60% of the time, it works every time.
It's smart thinking. He doesn't want to do it, it cools her off. What's the problem
My cousin makes beds when she's angry. One time while she was over at my house, we were sitting on my bed, and something triggered her anger, so she literally said to me, "Get off your bed. NOW!" I was pretty freaked out until she told me she makes beds when she's angry. So yeah, OP, you're not the only one. :) Whenever I'm angry, or pretty much any negative emotion, I either read or listen to music. Those are almost the only reasons why I'm so smart and musically talented.
Yeah, he's an asshole for telling you this and not keeping it to himself.
He isn't an asshole. He's a smart asshole.
I feel the term here would be " Evil Genius" But thats just me..
What an ass...you should stop so he can clean while you're mad!
My girlfriend likes to get it on when she's angry... Yea, my life is awesome...
When did the word awesome get substituted for imaginary?
I didn't know that you knew the details of my personal life!!! We should have a get together and play monopoly!
Change that to scrabble and we have a date.
Words with Friends?
Benefits with friends?
Can I join your scrabble game? I promise not to use naughty words.
^ Don't promise such things! That's the best part!
Strip scrabble?
Scrabble is amateur hour, connect four is where it's at.
Chess..... No? Ok :(
Come on guys, go fish is where its at....
Ants in pants??? Anyone?
^ 12 year olds don't belong here
I think so #8...
I hope you're joking but I somehow get the impression you're just a stupid little girl
Our lips in a twist? Am I the only one who has never heard of this expression?
I've never heard it either I assume its something Selena Gomez said
Oh dear god...lips in a twist? I think it's 'panties in a bunch/knot' or 'nickers in a twist'
My god, you were practically just born.
"Oh em gee 1 c@nt beleaf u wood d0 th@4" that's how she talks in my head.
Thanks for that #104, I honestly don't think I could have figured that out on my own. #106 either that or Justin Bieber...
young lady leave the issue alone you are only appearing immature and bratty just move along laugh at the jokes at your expense and DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
Feed us, we're hungry!
Gurly98 - Just stop commenting.
Oh god the 9 year old can't even count now, there is no 113 posting on your comment.
Hahaha bitches be crazy
Smart... Until he told her, what a moron
I know I wouldn't confess if I were him...
He's fightin' dirty...
I do the same exact thing when I get mad and I'm at my boyfriends place. But he forces me to stop instead of letting me clean. Instead, he makes me watch a movie. I'm lucky :) I got a nice one.
This is, nearly word for word, the summary of a Corner Gas episode I saw a couple years back...
Hes not an asshole but a god damn gentleman and scholar I salute you mr using his resources!
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"
XD
The image of hulk in an apron ran through my head. Must be one sturdy kitchen!
I am just surprised they have aprons that are hulk's size.
Judging by the countless times that the Hulk has ripped his shirt I am beginning to think that there is are no shirt sizes he can fit into...
You are one funny man!
DrMime, are you on 24/7? I always see you on top.
Um that's what she said on my last comment lol. Meant your comments seem to always be close to the top haha
#237 I can double post if I want to double post. I just thought it was a funny that's what she said moment. Stop being a bitch
Make sure you have dinner ready too woman
I bet you're really pissed now! *hands broom*
Well he sounds lovely. Keep cleaning the flat though, just without him living in it.
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That is a very very smart man
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"