Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
kalbrek009 20
Just wondering WHY he is going in the kitchen sink...does he need you to show him where the litter box (toilet) is like a cat who's never used one before? I'd tell him he can wash the dishes before he pees if he so adamant about whizz ing in the sink instead of a toilet like NORMAL people, or get out.
weveallbeenthere 30
get out now. soon he will start crapping in the garbage can.
jmacfan1 16
My dad does that. Sinks always empty though
Kateyez_26 13
That's nasty
sarcasticlover 30
wash the dishes before he does!
JMichael 25
What a pig..it doesn't take much to walk to the bathroom and piss in the toilet.
cakefete2 30
Well... Depending on the layout of the house....
CrissyyyS2 22
Think of the brighter side... Piss > Shit.
buckdharma 37
I have to think that this must stink. What a fink! I think you must stand at the brink of the sink and do not blink. What an odd wrinkle that this is where he likes to tinkle. Perhaps he needs a shrink.
Enslaved 36
But it only happens when he drinks.
guci101 14
Time for him to clean his act up
narkill 13
LOL!
Zarcissa 34
Eww. Just eww. I've seen and read a lot but this is among the most disturbing and disgusting things I've read and/or seen in a while. If I were you, OP, I'd dump him in an instant for being such a pig...