By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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HugeRedRash 0

And the problem is... ?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Obama didn't do shit.

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

it adds flavor to the food!! Mmm

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uncbballwins 0

The problem is that she will now have cyphyllis (sp?) in her stomach.

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tucansam555 3

A. SYPHILIS is an STD that causes sores on the skin B. she would get typhoid if anything and that's pretty much wiped out off earth

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tucansam555 3

dumbass I'm in 9th grade and I know that

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wintamint101 7

no guys do deal with it

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nitewlf12 10

Honestly I don't see the problem with it either. I don't get why everyone makes such a big deal about it.

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sierraangelis 0

a little dirt don't hurt.../:

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nalia18 8

a little dirt dont hurt.. but that brown lump on yo food aint durt... i think its last nights dinner mixed with todays food and a big dose of ass hair...

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ramurrump 0

That she isn't in the kitchen.

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oreobunbun 3

does he pee on his d***?

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oreobunbun 3

oh dammit I'm retarded :(

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jbiebsislife 0

lol that's effing disgusting

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staceysgenesis16 0

hell yeah thats disgusting !!! >:[

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YacL 15

Not really. When you think about it, there are more germs on a work desk than on your hands after you're done in the bathroom. Even tough, with this is mind, I can't leave the bathroom without washing my hands. They just feel... weird... all germy and shit

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littlemissFYL 5

if you don't like it OP, then learn how to cook for yourself.

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Ritaa_fml 4

So is that opposed to the one who does all the laundry, or the one who does all the cleaning?

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FuniiBunii 0

Well now yu kno the secret recipe ;) haha

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laughattack98 0

it is, m brother does the same thing alot, but he's not cooking me food really so.

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AidanK45 0

See what happens when you leave the kitchen? YDI

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m0tl3ycru3 0

fast food anyone?

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chowE_fml 4

doesn't really matter. his docks gonna be in ops mouth anyways

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DarkHelmet 10

so that actually was a hair in your food hahahahaha

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

with his feet. . .

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King_Night 0

33 I meant that for 5, but it posted late.

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staceysgenesis16 0

ewww uhh lolol thats nasty ...

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Hotlanta 5

that's no good. well looks like he's not the cook in the house anymore. I wouldn't let him touch the food that goes into my mouth after finding that out...

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Spike300 12

I don't know about other guys but I tend not to piss on my hands when I go to the bathroom, and op doesn't say if he washes his hands before he cooks.

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borkchop1992 15

i love the taste of poop **** and pee in my food too!

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boricua458 0

At least he cooks for you! If you don't like it then cook your own meal! Gosh!

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WitchyArmyWife00 0

yeah at least he cooks right? so what if you get hep A it's the thought that counts.

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chuymac 3

yeah what's the worst that could happen, coughing up a pube ball.

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skatrgirl96 4

tht is just gross.. u shuld cook mre often now

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staceysgenesis16 0

what if OP doesnt cook ??? hmm ??? :O

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