Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
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DocBastard 38
What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.
Welshite 39
Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.
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Comments (151)
chloem103 9
Where along the line did he determine that to be an okay, even daily thing to do?
fml85483 19
Ah, so that's why they say the sink is 10 times more bacteria-infested than a toilet seat. It's all your boyfriend's fault!
Ins0mau 20
Pee is sterile. Unless you have a nasty infection.
elcee1987 18
How tall is your boyfriend??
Faddyy6 17
kick on his ass while he piss in sink. he will never do it again :p
LaxBro1215 6
So he wants you to do the dishes before he pees on them? I don't see the logic in any of this.
brewmasterg 34
He doesn't want to eat off pee-dishes. You see, that's gross.
mosquito19 14
you should adopt a homeless dog. much more civilized.
TallMist 32
"An elegant companion, for a more civilized age. Not as clumsy or as random as a "blaster"." - ObiWan-Kenobi
otecasacid 22
You just don't understand because you're a female. You will never know the feeling of being able to conveniently pee in places that aren't toilets. It's liberating and exemplifies freedom.
Sir_drink_alot 20
I'd take multiple orgasms over the ability to pee in the sink any day :)
Sir_drink_alot 20
It won't be pretty when he finds out what that 'water hole' in the bathroom is really for
Joedbag 8
How do you tell the difference between bog Irish and lace Irish? Lace Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it...
jh921971 10
And you believed him?