Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML
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nicole2246
| 8
Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!
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MeeshaMeeshaPup
| 8
your face and comment freaks me out. mostly your face.
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jillianmathers12
| 13
That's gross! Hope you didn't get it on you!
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margie2194
| 12
Someone had a quickie on the fax machine. Mmmm. Kinky. (admit it you got turned on)
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Free condom?
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hockey199813
| 5
I did not
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ikickgingers
| 15
I used to fill condoms with vanilla milkshake and put them on people's cars.
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Something against chocolate?^
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DioxideSpartan
| 0
No but since when do people cum brown?
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MrSarcasm
| 4
Who said it was cum?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
I'm pretty sure the vanilla milkshake was supposed to imitate cum...
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Sorry, I wasnt really paying attention to the joke
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MrSarcasm
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I meant who said the CHOCOLATE milkshake was meant to be cum.
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zombicidal
| 11
practice safe fax
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enonymous
| 8
Cyber sex just went old school
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ohxdamnxkay02
| 12
safe sex is great sex. (:
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tjv3
| 10
Duse that sucks I feel bad for you. you should have told them that it was a bio-hazard and they needed to call in a medical waste disposal team or buy a new fax machine . or tell then to get a scanner and email lol
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
"Damnit! There's a condom in the fax machine!"
"Shit, not again! I'll call the maintenance guy."
"Shit, not again! I'll call the maintenance guy."
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FarSide
| 22
Try and look on the bright side. It could have been a used tampon.
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tarabelle
| 7
Eww
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Some people are very odd.
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Zeek63
| 0
There is nothing wrong with lubricating the belts. I bet the fax machine enjoyed it!
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flockz
| 19
im sure the fax machine loved getting its paper jammed.
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Daralea
| 21
I've been staring at my fax machine for nearly 10 minutes trying to figure out how it would get in there. My most feasible answer is through the auto paper feeder on the top or in the tray. Both involve pinching and a lot of potential paper-cuts ...doing it in the office doesn't sound that sexy anymore.
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sensfan7
| 3
You're cute
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pllamah
| 9
That is an odd place to find that.
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ihavenosoul
| 4
Really? I thought it was normal... Oops.
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je_suis_fml
| 11
your hairs is an odd color.. so you and the fax machine are now even..
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nolarboot
| 10
The guy was probably trying to have sex with someone in another office...
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palahniukpaul
| 6
Yummm :)
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MeeshaMeeshaPup
| 8
your face and comment freaks me out. mostly your face.
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IPoopedOnU
| 12
Same! Looks like a petifile!
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nicole2246
| 8
Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!
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olpally
| 32
Solid joke^
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ipodlover1995
| 0
It was more sticky & liquid than solid...
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aznpiboy24
| 5
^ Moment killer.
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olpally
| 32
50- read my comment again... I can't teach common sense so I'll just let u fail hard on this one...
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ipodlover1995
| 0
Sarcasm, my friend, sarcasm.
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olpally
| 32
Failed attempt at sarcasm then... That's for sure...
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cannibletaco
| 6
82- Every comment that you fail on, that I have seen, has been "sarcastic". Sarcasm is not the answer for everything.
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ipodlover1995
| 0
Ok I didn't mean to piss eveyone off. I'm legitimately sorry.
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Nosrebor
| 8
'Cum'on ipodlover....
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Brooke57
| 8
Lovely :/
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jillianmathers12
| 13
Why would she be wearing gloves for fixing a machine?
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xOashleymarie
| 0
Pull it out quickly, or else there'll be problems later.
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MrSarcasm
| 4
That's what she said.
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Sorry I was a little slow catching on..
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MrSarcasm
| 4
Hehehe.
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xOashleymarie
| 0
#25, exactly.
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
Once, employes at my company blew up a printer with a ruler, yeah a ruler!!? No one wanted even to say a sorry. I had to buy a new one.
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je_suis_fml
| 11
hate to say it, but... cool story, bro..
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
thanks, at least you understood my pain.
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BrianAlarcon
| 0
That's a sticky situation...