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By Help - 16/09/2011 16:20 - Australia

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 06:01

Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By cashier - 12/07/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:16

your face and comment freaks me out. mostly your face.

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jillianmathers12 13

Friday 16 September 2011 23:48

That's gross! Hope you didn't get it on you!

margie2194 12

Friday 16 September 2011 23:53

Someone had a quickie on the fax machine. Mmmm. Kinky. (admit it you got turned on)

Streeet_hayley 6

Friday 16 September 2011 23:54

Free condom?

hockey199813 5

Friday 16 September 2011 23:54

I did not

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:05

I used to fill condoms with vanilla milkshake and put them on people's cars.

Streeet_hayley 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:07

Something against chocolate?^

DioxideSpartan 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:08

No but since when do people cum brown?

MrSarcasm 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:11

Who said it was cum?

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:16

I'm pretty sure the vanilla milkshake was supposed to imitate cum...

Streeet_hayley 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:19

Sorry, I wasnt really paying attention to the joke

MrSarcasm 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:20

I meant who said the CHOCOLATE milkshake was meant to be cum.

zombicidal 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:33

practice safe fax

enonymous 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:37

Cyber sex just went old school

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:45

safe sex is great sex. (:

tjv3 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:36

Duse that sucks I feel bad for you. you should have told them that it was a bio-hazard and they needed to call in a medical waste disposal team or buy a new fax machine . or tell then to get a scanner and email lol

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:46

"Damnit! There's a condom in the fax machine!" "Shit, not again! I'll call the maintenance guy."

FarSide 22

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:55

Try and look on the bright side. It could have been a used tampon.

tarabelle 7

Friday 16 September 2011 23:49

Eww

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:01

Some people are very odd.

Zeek63 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:24

There is nothing wrong with lubricating the belts. I bet the fax machine enjoyed it!

flockz 19

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:51

im sure the fax machine loved getting its paper jammed.

Daralea 21

Monday 19 September 2011 17:32

I've been staring at my fax machine for nearly 10 minutes trying to figure out how it would get in there. My most feasible answer is through the auto paper feeder on the top or in the tray. Both involve pinching and a lot of potential paper-cuts ...doing it in the office doesn't sound that sexy anymore.