By michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
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LaColombianita 26
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You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?

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LookOnBrightSide 12
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Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

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LookOnBrightSide 12
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Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

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nic7973 23
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there's such a thing as a normal toilet when drunk???

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eminemop 0
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1- Whenever I see your profile picture out of the corner of my eye it look like Abraham Lincoln.

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MetalxSoldier 26
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I thought that was Abe Lincoln...

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eminemop 0
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No sir it is not.

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Suchagoonnn 4
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At least toilet water doesnt splash on your ass.

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jonriise18 3
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Solid advice.

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Lowie18 0
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16 has it right!

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Angel_Cacey 7
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He probably landed on his shit

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DeboDaGreat 3
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Chocolate Rain? Lulz

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LaColombianita 26
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You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?

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NotSoKawaii 10
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Was waiting for a shitty pun. :L

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Stallion91 6
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What a shit situation

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K_kanaka 26
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OP u shit head.

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cyK0tek 0
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AWWWWW SHIT!.....I ATE MAH DESK AGAIN!

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skullcandifiedDJ 5
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No SHIT Sherlock

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Pentium_4 27
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makes for a funny story though

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DrMime 10
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Be careful OP, or you'll do something even dumber. Like waging war against the moon, and doing battle by throwing sticks at it nightly!

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efemel94 7
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Amen to that, he's practically a pigeon

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thiscrazything 1
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Probably not so funny, though, to the people on the first floor.

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DontClickOnMe 28
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I feel bad for whoever it landed on.. I mean if it did land on someone.

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LaColombianita 26
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Didn't even think of that. Better hope they had an umbrella at least.

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seximexi911 10
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Or maybe he landed on someone? Lol

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markrs 0
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He probably fell out of the window while trying or something in that nature.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0
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I wonder if you could like, snipe someone with a turd. The possibilities..

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ninjuh_wingman 29
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Oh really? I didnt realize that. Thank you for your great wisdom.

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ZealIFeel 7
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Shitting out the window isn't so bad as long as you don't fall out and land in your own shit.

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SoSickWithIt 14
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And it's not even half as bad as trying to shit out of the 13th story window. Count your blessings OP.

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djsamixin 3
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Actually a lot of buildings don't label the 13th floor as the 13th floor cause of how unlucky it is. They skip over it. Er... Was that in a movie? LOL still useless trivia either way.

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bizarre_ftw 21
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DEFENESTRATION!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!! (sorry, I really like defenestration)

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sskarma23 9
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Sad that you had to learn from experience

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DrMime 10
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Oh ya! "I learned never to shit out of a window while drunk", good lesson! Reminds me of learning that I shouldn't eat McDonalds at one AM while driving southbound down a highway. Or how I should never try to relate to people's situations with weird ultra specific terms. For instance, if you're a comedian you should never open up with "Who else here likes the feeling you get after masturbating with maple syrup?!" Nothing relates to people better than that!

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sskarma23 9
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What are you talking about?

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immaMonsta 8
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Don't mind DrMime...he is just a freaking weirdo. He says some really off the wall shit (no pun intended).

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djsamixin 3
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Talk about a sticky situation. More ways then one, too. lol

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bizarre_ftw 21
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I think that guy could say anything and I would still be amused due to his profile pic......

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mama2b3 20
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I can't see how...

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yahoowizard 16
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When people are drunk, possibilities are endless. Probably isn't anything you won't ever do if you're really wasted

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Stallion91 6
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I see what you did there in the photo...

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MetalxSoldier 26
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I think shitting anywhere other than a toilet is a bad idea, drunk or sober... Just me? Okay then

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TheBetrayer 4
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No toilet in the woods.

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bizarre_ftw 21
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Do like the bears and plug it then

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Goatinsfriend 8
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Not the brightest idea.

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