By michael - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 02:55 / United States
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  DrMime  |  10

Be careful OP, or you'll do something even dumber. Like waging war against the moon, and doing battle by throwing sticks at it nightly!

  djsamixin  |  3

Actually a lot of buildings don't label the 13th floor as the 13th floor cause of how unlucky it is. They skip over it. Er... Was that in a movie? LOL still useless trivia either way.

  DrMime  |  10

Oh ya! "I learned never to shit out of a window while drunk", good lesson! Reminds me of learning that I shouldn't eat McDonalds at one AM while driving southbound down a highway. Or how I should never try to relate to people's situations with weird ultra specific terms.

For instance, if you're a comedian you should never open up with "Who else here likes the feeling you get after masturbating with maple syrup?!"

Nothing relates to people better than that!