By michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States
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Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.
I feel bad for whoever it landed on.. I mean if it did land on someone.
Shitting out the window isn't so bad as long as you don't fall out and land in your own shit.
Oh ya! "I learned never to shit out of a window while drunk", good lesson! Reminds me of learning that I shouldn't eat McDonalds at one AM while driving southbound down a highway. Or how I should never try to relate to people's situations with weird ultra specific terms. For instance, if you're a comedian you should never open up with "Who else here likes the feeling you get after masturbating with maple syrup?!" Nothing relates to people better than that!