By michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

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nic7973 23

there's such a thing as a normal toilet when drunk???

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eminemop 0

1- Whenever I see your profile picture out of the corner of my eye it look like Abraham Lincoln.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I thought that was Abe Lincoln...

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Suchagoonnn 4

At least toilet water doesnt splash on your ass.

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DeboDaGreat 3

Chocolate Rain? Lulz

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DrMime 10

Be careful OP, or you'll do something even dumber. Like waging war against the moon, and doing battle by throwing sticks at it nightly!

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efemel94 7

Amen to that, he's practically a pigeon

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thiscrazything 1

Probably not so funny, though, to the people on the first floor.

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DontClickOnMe 28

I feel bad for whoever it landed on.. I mean if it did land on someone.

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LaColombianita 26

Didn't even think of that. Better hope they had an umbrella at least.

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seximexi911 10

Or maybe he landed on someone? Lol

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markrs 0

He probably fell out of the window while trying or something in that nature.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

I wonder if you could like, snipe someone with a turd. The possibilities..

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Oh really? I didnt realize that. Thank you for your great wisdom.

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ZealIFeel 7

******** out the window isn't so bad as long as you don't fall out and land in your own shit.

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SoSickWithIt 14

And it's not even half as bad as trying to shit out of the 13th story window. Count your blessings OP.

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djsamixin 3

Actually a lot of buildings don't label the 13th floor as the 13th floor cause of how unlucky it is. They skip over it. Er... Was that in a movie? LOL still useless trivia either way.

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bizarre_ftw 21

DEFENESTRATION!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!! (sorry, I really like defenestration)

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sskarma23 9

Sad that you had to learn from experience

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DrMime 10

Oh ya! "I learned never to shit out of a window while drunk", good lesson! Reminds me of learning that I shouldn't eat McDonalds at one AM while driving southbound down a highway. Or how I should never try to relate to people's situations with weird ultra specific terms. For instance, if you're a comedian you should never open up with "Who else here likes the feeling you get after masturbating with maple syrup?!" Nothing relates to people better than that!

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immaMonsta 8

Don't mind DrMime...he is just a freaking weirdo. He says some really off the wall shit (no pun intended).

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djsamixin 3

Talk about a sticky situation. More ways then one, too. lol

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bizarre_ftw 21

I think that guy could say anything and I would still be amused due to his profile pic......

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yahoowizard 16

When people are drunk, possibilities are endless. Probably isn't anything you won't ever do if you're really wasted

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Stallion91 6

I see what you did there in the photo...

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MetalxSoldier 26

I think ******** anywhere other than a toilet is a bad idea, drunk or sober... Just me? Okay then

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bizarre_ftw 21

Do like the bears and plug it then

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