By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States
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If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.
Just leave him with the microwave, they'll work out their differences.
If he was that drunk, he probably won remember that he threatened to ground you. I wouldn't be worried.
Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!