Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 35861 I agree, your life sucks 35861 You deserved it 13316 You deserved it 13316 3 0 3 21 By marie0908 / Wednesday 17 December 2014 05:29 / France - Siros
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased... I agree, your life sucks 47333 I agree, your life sucks 47333 You deserved it 29106 You deserved it 29106 151
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume... I agree, your life sucks 26064 I agree, your life sucks 26064 You deserved it 5259 You deserved it 5259 91
Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean... I agree, your life sucks 34585 I agree, your life sucks 34585 You deserved it 9726 You deserved it 9726 219
Today, while working in fast food, a guy ordered a cheeseburger, then proceeded to start screaming at me because his cheeseburger had cheese on it and... I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, during sex, my boyfriend told me "it's so sexy when you get horny and your asshole pops out." Uh, great honey, thanks, but that's a hemorrhoid.... I agree, your life sucks 14 I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Denmark Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated....
Germany Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire...
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