By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
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I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

Whovian. A fan of the show Doctor Who.

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I hope not that would be disturbing.

wtf did you just suggest ?

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

Sonicly screw herself #45

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Whovian. A fan of the show Doctor Who.

Well more than just a fan

Alright, a Doctor Who enthusiast then?

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And YOU don't know how to spell

It's a one letter typo, cry about it.

I think everyone on fml's a little touchy about their doctor who. also #3 I liked your "whatvian" comment even though apparently nobody else did.

*everyone on the Internet.

I thought it was talking about the little people in the Grinch. I don't watch Dr. Who so I had no idea what was going on either until I read the comments.

a whovian. once you join the fandom, you can never leave....

Is it hard enough to use it as a screwdriver?

And for that matter, is the dildo?

It's a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver. Not exactly your typical screwdriver!

Oh god. That's just oh god maybe someone needs to have "the talk" with your mpm

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Go on with your bad self! Or Maybe mom gave you the wrong gift by mistake... I blame dad.

Next time just tell her to go to Hot Topic. They have all your Whovian needs!

That's where my boyfriend got me a TARDIS cookie jar for Christmas. You would have thought OPs mom would read the label at least...

ThinkGeek.com is better but Hot Topic is way more convenient. There is always the bonus of meeting other Whovians as well.

and stay out of Spencer's...

The cringe is real in this thread

I had to Google whovian?

Are you asking us?

no, I googled it. I do not watch a lot of tv. just didn't know what it was.

#43: I upvoted you. There's a comment in my profile that's relevant to this.

As an American that’s never see Dr Who? I too had to Google exactly what that was as well. I couldn’t help but laugh when I realized the mistake her mom made. ???

I guess you wanted a little time lord technology in you

Rather than bigger on the inside, it's bigger once it's inside?