FML : Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking...

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Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 26 December 2009 01:23 / United States

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By Ninjaface | 0

#737046 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

By ps2stony | 0

#737012 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

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By AmyLovesJoel | 0

#737011 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Ewwwwwwwwwww still funny though

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icall_BS | 0

#968374 - Friday 26 March 2010 4:29

You lucky bitch. I want retro porn pl0x.

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6969awesome | 0

#989726 - Sunday 9 May 2010 15:32

vintage
nice ;)

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nateb1tch | 1

#1126302 - Friday 23 July 2010 1:52

least he is cool about you jacking off to porn

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shanemaximo | 7

#3961527 - Sunday 29 January 2012 15:38

Penis sideburns for the win!!

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PandaKitteh | 20

#4700873 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:45

The first thing that came to my mind: Bush.

By ps2stony | 0

#737012 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

By JassyJas | 2

#737026 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:17

What did everyone else say? O_o

By Ninjaface | 0

#737046 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

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rachlove | 0

#739407 - Sunday 27 December 2010 21:16

nice:)

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ReyEr9412 | 0

#968832 - Friday 26 March 2010 23:17

FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

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musicchick1712 | 0

#2395368 - Sunday 24 April 2011 4:11

I see what you did there...

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jskibabe22 | 4

#2401066 - Monday 25 April 2011 5:42

haha, this comment made my day

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horsestarz | 7

#3500318 - Thursday 27 October 2011 22:20

You are fantastic. Day. Made. XD

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iworryaboutyou | 4

#5494527 - Thursday 16 May 2013 18:29

My day has officially been made

By electricthunder | 0

#737053 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:38

big deal its porn. all porn is good!

By figurey | 0

#737070 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:53

it still may have historic value!

By reapfml | 0

#737075 - Saturday 26 December 2009 9:54

YES

By harry1212 | 0

#737091 - Saturday 26 December 2009 10:21

that's actually pretty cool

By tomisbetterthanu | 0

#737105 - Saturday 26 December 2009 11:01

YDI

By skyeyez9 | 24

#737107 - Saturday 26 December 2009 11:04

70's porn: hilarious porn music, hairy beavers, farrah fawcett hair do's. lol

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Lucidium | 0

#3083558 - Thursday 11 August 2011 7:24

All porn music is hilarious

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