Intimacy: Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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By tacoboy27 - 21/12/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

ps2stony 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

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AmyLovesJoel 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Ewwwwwwwwwww still funny though

icall_BS 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:29

You lucky bitch. I want retro **** pl0x.

6969awesome 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 15:32

vintage nice ;)

nateb1tch 1

Friday 23 July 2010 1:52

least he is cool about you jacking off to ****

shanemaximo 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:38

Penis sideburns for the win!!

PandaKitteh 20

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:45

The first thing that came to my mind: Bush.

ps2stony 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

JassyJas 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:17

What did everyone else say? O_o

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

rachlove 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:16

nice:)

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Friday 26 March 2010 23:17

FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

musicchick1712 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:11

I see what you did there...

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Monday 25 April 2011 5:42

haha, this comment made my day

horsestarz 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:20

You are fantastic. Day. Made. XD

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Thursday 16 May 2013 18:29

My day has officially been made

electricthunder 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:38

big deal its ****. all **** is good!

figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:53

it still may have historic value!

reapfml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:54

YES

harry1212 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:21

that's actually pretty cool

tomisbetterthanu 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:01

YDI

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:04

70's ****: hilarious **** music, hairy beavers, farrah fawcett hair do's. lol

Lucidium 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:24

All **** music is hilarious

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