Intimacy: Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

ps2stony 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

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AmyLovesJoel 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Ewwwwwwwwwww still funny though

icall_BS 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:29

You lucky bitch. I want retro **** pl0x.

6969awesome 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 15:32

vintage nice ;)

nateb1tch 1

Friday 23 July 2010 1:52

least he is cool about you jacking off to ****

shanemaximo 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:38

Penis sideburns for the win!!

PandaKitteh 20

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:45

The first thing that came to my mind: Bush.

ps2stony 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

JassyJas 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:17

What did everyone else say? O_o

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

rachlove 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:16

nice:)

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Friday 26 March 2010 23:17

FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

musicchick1712 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:11

I see what you did there...

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Monday 25 April 2011 5:42

haha, this comment made my day

horsestarz 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:20

You are fantastic. Day. Made. XD

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Thursday 16 May 2013 18:29

My day has officially been made

electricthunder 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:38

big deal its ****. all **** is good!

figurey 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:53

it still may have historic value!

reapfml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:54

YES

harry1212 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 10:21

that's actually pretty cool

tomisbetterthanu 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:01

YDI

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 December 2009 11:04

70's ****: hilarious **** music, hairy beavers, farrah fawcett hair do's. lol

Lucidium 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:24

All **** music is hilarious

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