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Sorry buddy
Even if it wasn't chillies I wouldn't touch my penis after cooking without washing...
Common sense fails yet again.
What happened?
So u touch ur penis every time after cooking, wats that like an approval or something lol
51- Would you happen to be from the french speaking part of Canada, because your english grammar sucks
75 - you didn't properly end your post.
That would of spiced up his love life
113- You shouldn't have even started yours, and speaking of starting sentances...
115- *sentences.
11 - oh, washing might not be enough
#75 nah man I'm from the other part of Canada lol n #113 thanks to back me up here yea
74 I think it's time for you to test out the ultimate burning lube. Go get a Butch T pepper and have 911 on standby.
Don't tell me you ****** the pie you made with those pepper
#204 - than* Haha just kidding, but didn't you know that berating someone over the internet makes you a better person?
Now op knows what it's like to get a vd
How did you touch tht area on your body??
Yeah I've eaten one and it is stupidly hot. My mouth burned like hell for about an hour, I suffered with indigestion or something for the whole day, and finally ended up vomiting twice about 6 or 7 hours later. It burned coming back up too. I think I'd break down, go into the fetal position, and bawl my ass off if I got that kind of burning on my shlong...
I have a similar problem. I read the entire box and not a single warning from trojan about not protecting against cactus needles. fml.
268 - I'm guessing with his hand. Just a hunch, though. I could be wrong.
Ooh spicy
They should have added use common freaking sense.
Same thing happened to me except it was IcyHot
Jworret: agreed. Now, I'm just assuming that people have this common knowledge, but if you're skilled enough in the kitchen to be using Ghost Peppers, then you should know to wear gloves when handling them... I must admit though, I laugh when thinking of OP's reaction and facial expressions when the burn hit him. Yet, I'm conflicted because I know it hurt like hell!
Agreed. You would think that the package saying "do not touch eyes, nose etc." would probably also mean don't touch your dick. Sorry OP should have used some freakin common sense and used your RIGHT head instead of the other one.
116- You cook with IcyHot?
Wincing while face palming
You should never touch your pets penis...
Hey #68 There's a hugh difference between being lonely and **********,
Or your... dad's penis...?
230- I don't think you really wanna know. Haha
I thought it was funny #3..kind of like, "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose."...except much sicker
69 dislikes ;)
At least you know where the burning is coming from...
very good point
Op should get someone to kiss it better
Wouldn't that fall under the pets category?
#338 umm masturbating
338 - Maybe to go to the bathroom.
Chillies on your willy!
Just don't have sex ..
This sex is on fire!
Oh yeah, burning ****** is awesome..!
Slumdog Millionaire?
287-you know it
Must have had a really shitty day then
Flaming hot penis anyone?
You definitely deserve this one haha sorry
I'm guessing it got a little "hot"
No quotations needed, it really did get hot...
Fried sausage, anyone? ... Too soon?
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Chillies on your willy!
At least you know where the burning is coming from...