Love: Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped... - FML

By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By igotsbadluck - 17/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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jonclaus 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:49

why is this under love

jennjdub 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:05

Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P

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AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 18:58

are you okay? the face? screw the mirror. Your health is more important then possessions.

J1bbl3 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 19:17

sugery can replace a busted face, but a broken mirror is bad luck! and there ain't no surgery that can fix bad luck!

Bee123_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:42

yes, yes, your life is screwed but the fact that you told everyone on fmylife.com is making you even more pathetic. LOSER!

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Monday 5 August 2013 3:59

That's kind of the whole point of this website.

fizzyjt 2

Tuesday 27 May 2014 13:17

Well the fact that you commented on someone being a loser makes you a bit of a loser too doesn't it?

Raceta 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:07

I bet it would've been funny to see though... hope you're ok :P

jonclaus 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:49

why is this under love

jennjdub 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:05

Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P

EverdreamOfMe 24

Monday 4 February 2013 0:24

They were in love with the mirror. ;)

Paws_Cat 29

Wednesday 20 May 2015 3:21

It's the biggest tragedy since Romeo and Juliet.

die9105 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:41

10 points 4 faceplanting the mirrior

Mr_Wong 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:12

Aaaaaaaaand that is why our parents tell us not to jump on the bed when we're younger. Dumbass.

null_fml 11

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:36

Yeah, I did exactly the same thing... when I was 8...

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:32

HAHAHAHAH doof and i have the same question as #6

ladybuggg 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:53

i laughed out loud at this one

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:05

That was smart, eh? Hope your okay, though. I've tried something similar before; I was jumping over pillows in my mom's friend's living room, and I slammed my head into an entertainment center. I got 60 stitches in the center of my forehead. This was almost 10 years ago, and I still have the scar x(

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