By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
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#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously, think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

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After she comes back, find that condom pack and check if any are missing :D

i niether know nor care what that girl is thinking but i do know that shes getting laid. so you might as well to

Maybe she took it with her as a reminder of you.... but I second #1 ;)

If I were OP, I would have taken the condoms so when she arrived at her destination, she wouldn't be able to get laid without going out and buying more, if getting laid while studying abroad was on her list of things to do

#99 Whether she pays for them or not. Cheating is cheating!

I 69 #1, with that said pack of condoms. LOL jk

Hmm, to be honest, doesn't sound like the kind of thing people take with them for reminders of people. I'd be worried.

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Have fun being alone forever. Great attitude about relationships you have there

I applaude #101 #5 You are an asshole !

maybe you should throw her away...

it was a silly joke, whether or not.

DUDE. DUMP HER RIGHT NOW! she's gonna cheat on you. those condoms arent a reminder type of thing. a picture of you is a reminder. this is an abroad college which is outside the country most of the time. you gotta get out now before you get cheated on. Trust Me! you dont want that type of girl. there must be a reason for the abroad program. think about it. it would be easier for her to cheat if she is in another country. do what you want but i suggest you Get Out Now!

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

Well said #8.

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Are you serious? If you had a girl or boy and they had that you'd be worried fck tard