FML : Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need...

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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By badtrip - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 03:21 / United States

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By inkstains | 0

#12604 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

By marris | 0

#12617 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:36

If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

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By LMFAOsabrina | 0

#12553 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:32

After she comes back, find that condom pack and check if any are missing :D

deathmajestic | 0

#549970 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 03:37

i niether know nor care what that girl is thinking but i do know that shes getting laid. so you might as well to

By Emika_fml | 0

#12555 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:35

Maybe she took it with her as a reminder of you.... but I second #1 ;)

jjessen | 20

#5386500 - Thursday 28 February 2013 03:29

If I were OP, I would have taken the condoms so when she arrived at her destination, she wouldn't be able to get laid without going out and buying more, if getting laid while studying abroad was on her list of things to do

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6229331 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 09:22

#99 Whether she pays for them or not. Cheating is cheating!

By donttread22 | 0

#12572 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:58

I 69 #1, with that said pack of condoms. LOL jk

By IndigoKitty | 3

#12583 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:27

Hmm, to be honest, doesn't sound like the kind of thing people take with them for reminders of people. I'd be worried.

By Good_old_Grim | 8

#12587 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

teentee401 | 36

#6169579 - Sunday 11 January 2015 05:02

Have fun being alone forever. Great attitude about relationships you have there

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6229334 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 09:24

I applaude #101 #5 You are an asshole !

By ByFender_fml | 0

#12589 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:40

maybe you should throw her away...

By phantasm | 0

#12594 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:47

it was a silly joke, whether or not.

By King_of_Kings | 3

#12596 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:56

DUDE. DUMP HER RIGHT NOW! she's gonna cheat on you. those condoms arent a reminder type of thing. a picture of you is a reminder. this is an abroad college which is outside the country most of the time. you gotta get out now before you get cheated on. Trust Me! you dont want that type of girl. there must be a reason for the abroad program. think about it. it would be easier for her to cheat if she is in another country. do what you want but i suggest you Get Out Now!

By inkstains | 0

#12604 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 02:14

#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program" Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right. I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.