Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
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Comments (218)
pitineo_fml 0
anal is the key and it took you three years to understand ! but finally you got it, now that is something to learn, girls :-)
Doortje 29
Thanks for the advice, I've been dying to hear those words for quite some time now.
polopony 0
which words? "I love you" or "let's do anal"?
sourgirl101 28
I'd love you to do anal?
hnz 13
so anal or v better?
knibbsy 4
Anal, duh. It's like comparing a Ferrari to a Kia, where anal is the Ferrari and vaginal is the Kia. One is loud, exciting, and an adrenaline rush, while the other is dull, boring, and likely to cause the operator to fall asleep at the wheel.
sourgirl101 28
It can be better only if...... You know how to "drive a stick shift".
LoLlersnakes 0
Theyre not really the same thing. Personally, I like it better when my gf saves anal for special occasions. "Yay! it's my birthday! Time to stick it in your booty!"
mintcar 9
Try bondage, he may finally ask you to marry him.
RyNo24 4
ydi for not giving anal sooner...
FMLoverAgain 7
I want to give you anal
yesica000 0
you should be more concerned with the fact that it took him 3 years to say I love you..
chuy21 0
the reason we like anal is becarse it feels completely different ..we put it in every other hole so why not that one ?? hell if it grips it well screw it ...just my opinion
untoward 0
well are you open to getting things put in your butthole? cause if you have the right to explore a girl's butt you should be open to her exploring yours. And you can't say that there's no point to it because it wouldn't bring her pleasure; it can pleasure a girl to pleasure her man.
monnanon 13
Lol funnily enough that was my exact arguement when i was asked for anal. Fair is fair.
penguinazul 13
Might I direct you to my post down there? *points closer to the bottom of the page* It will prove you wrong. :)
eftup 9
How are you feeling the day after?
alwayshold 0
but what #8 said is true...
Islander_fml 5
Anal is great what are you guys up in arms about? Granted, though, when it comes to receiving, it IS better for the man than the woman. I have a straight friend who let his girlfriend penetrate him with a strap-on--I was so proud of him, and we both agreed it's a shame that so many straight men are afraid of prostate stimulation through anal intercourse because they think it makes them gay. News flash: your sexuality isn't determined by what you do, but who you do it with. But I digress. Anal is awesome.
DjeePee 24
My personal experiences disagree on the 'anal is awesome' part. But I agree on the rest of your post.
bonnie_vb8 5
wow uh information overload
kgray91 0
you have taken it alittle to far!