Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
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Comments (218)
skyeyez9 24
It just sounds so nasty. sticking a dick in someone's large intestines. Shit is stored in there.
attatood 8
then wash it out first. If it is a clean butt it is awesome :)
DjeePee 24
No, you don't put a dick in the large intestine (were indeed the shit is stored), you put him in the rectum. Slight difference with big consequences.
TheDrifter 23
I believe 43 may be greatly overestimating his size...
DocBastard 38
Actually Djeepee, the rectum is where stool is stored prior to evacuation. The colon is where water is reabsorbed from the stool.
xNephilim 18
Shit's only "stored" in your butt if you need to take a dump. The rest of the time, it's pretty "clean" with minor, um, "leftovers".
skyeyez9 24
OP, As long as you were open and willing to anal. its ok. But if he has been pressuring you and you were not into it and said ok to please him, you will regret it.
attatood 8
If she wasn't "open", she is now! HAHAHAHA!
valri3 0
I can not believe that you OP fell to his opinions of anal sex. That's nasty! Who would enjoy that? It's basically shit; and if it took him that long to say "I love you" hah I can't imagine what it's going to take to say "Marry me". FYL
dancingxthexmoon 0
I'm a girl asshole. Also, I respect gays for being able to show their difference to the public. Most of my gay friends said that they enjoy anal so I was making a point of it. But actually, I don't think I made my point clearly so...yeah, it's actually my fault anyways... :-(
dancingxthexmoon 0
I agree with #51!!! :D
TheCass_ 3
To everyone here, (boys and girls!) don't judge anal till you've tried it. haha. Don't call something nasty until you've tried it is all I'm saying.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Would you say the same thing about someone pissing in your mouth? Why don't you just try it?
attatood 8
Done it. Thats not too bad either depending on the diet ;)
TheCass_ 3
well sure I would. I wouldn't give an opinion about it until it's happened. Or else how would I know what it's like? It makes sense.
DjeePee 24
I would say the big difference with anal sex and getting urine in your mouth is that your penis doesn't have a tongue. And that you won't get pee or poo directly on your body.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
if guys want anal so bad find another ******* guy.
sdfan1995 0
ya no
griffin4 0
should have put it out there sooner
KaintukeeBob 13
As a general rule, if a guy says "I love you" within 30 seconds of orgasming, he's talking to the hole he used, not the person who owns it.
Stepherrss 0
wow my bf has been telling me he loved me for 4 years now ... and even before we started doing anything sexual. if it takes sex to get him to say it obviously something's wrong.