Bugging out

By Ernest - 30/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 732
You deserved it 249

Same thing different taste

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Maybe it's time to find a new apartment? Roaches sound like a general mood kill without being specific for that person

Maybe you can go live in the Hotel California -- where you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave. Or is that Roach Motel? I get so confused!

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Maybe you can go live in the Hotel California -- where you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave. Or is that Roach Motel? I get so confused!

Marcella1016 31

Lmao I was mentally rolling through the lyrics trying to figure out where that part came from, then saw your second line. Well done lol

Maybe it's time to find a new apartment? Roaches sound like a general mood kill without being specific for that person

Try Advion Cockroach(tm). Why am I a booster for them? Because one tube of their insecticide wiped out a house-wide infestation in one week. You'll be sweeping up/vacuuming up the little bodies for a few days, but they never came back for six years until we moved.