Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
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lola147_fml 0
#33--You are either doing something very wrong, or you're doing it with the wrong women if vaginal is causing you to "fall asleep at the wheel." OP--If you are into experimentation, rock out, but if you are engaging in activities that make you uncomfortable just to please someone else, it may be time to move on. Love should not be based on what sexual acts you are willing to perform.
clhspanther1996 0
Wooooww
JungleDisorder 0
What have you been doing for the past 3 years for him to finally try it?
il_bastardo 0
I love you too. :)
MyLifeisEffedUp2 0
Well played sir, you beat me to the punch.
boopityboppity 11
"I'm a girl asshole" or "I'm a girl, asshole"?
justin1104 0
thats gross to hear str8 guys doing anal.
attatood 8
so you're saying it is only for gays? Get with the real world and come out of your shelter.
gkings18 1
****
SydneiiLa_x 0
I just want to know why you would ever wait three years just to hear "I love you". If it took him that long and a sexual favor, is the relationship really worth it..? >.>
kingtz 6
I think we should all really be feeling sorry for the bf who had to wait 3 friggin years just to get a little butt secks...
stevenmx86 7
Wheres the "Your ass is f***ed" button when you need it?
TheCass_ 3
haha I laughed out loud. C:
Calyx_fml 21
With lube anal doesn't feel the least bit different than vaginal. Anal is overrated.