By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia 0 2 31 14 Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 071 You deserved it 3 118 Tweet Share
By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States 8 4 13 79 Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 229 You deserved it 89 184 Tweet Share