Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (218)
bandgeek0934 0
you should put a ***** up his butthole then tell him you love him too(:
brannibby_fml 0
I would've dumped him a long time ago...
bittersweet1 0
I don't understand why men like anal so much. Eh to each their own.I have nothing to worry about on the front end so no friggin back door for my hubby.
PRItalian 4
that means he **** guys 2. be carefull
project101 0
That's awesome :0)
project101 0
that's awesome
jansdo 1
You do anal with someone who hasn't committed love to you. What does that make you. If your looking for love keep the guy out of your pants until you have commitment.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Doesn't work all the time. I had sex early on in the relationship with my boyfriend. We're currently in love, and very serious.
tidbit2 0
i almost tried anal once the guy didnt even get in and i punched him in the face because of the pain
KaintukeeBob 13
He must not have used enough lube. That said, you should consider saying, "Ow, please stop, that hurts," before punching him in the face.
tubal069 0
Hell I want to love you too!!!
drrumbe02 3
Anal, you atleast can say he will stick around