By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
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19990231 29

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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19990231 29

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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doctorhook86 24

#1: Maybe her left side is her better side.

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MrsDruidess 23

maybe shes worried her breasts are growing teeth? :-P

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19990231 29

Maybe those are what the bumps around the nipples are

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incoherentrmblr 21

Since you're an orthodontist, did you give her breast an oral examination?...

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Jay0501 21

Exactly.. When life offers you a free boob check you don't complain

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Awahso 25

Annnnddd thats how you get sued or accused of sexual assault

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benjamn 24

Of course you would need them both for a true comparison.

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skyeyez9 24

Depends on the person exposing them too. Does she look like Honey Boo Boos mom? Or Megan Fox?

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pragnienie1993 8

#6240190 Yeah, sure, he should've taken the bait and gotten slapped with a sexual assault lawsuit...

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snowflaky 22

She probably just thinks "doctor" is a doctor for everything, rather than a title.

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JustinJK 21

My cousin has a PhD in Econ. She's a professor and goes by "Dr..." to her students, etc. She's had people ask her for medical advice, lol.

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angeluv_2014 22

It makes me wonder if this girl was a patient or what context this happened in...

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twitchywaffles 26

I guess it could've been worst. It could've been a lump in between her ass cheeks

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jentrynicole 20

Or hemorrhoids.

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aecribb 14

"Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea"

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Epickitty58 29

Why are you complaining about that?

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Zoldyck 17

11 - I think they just meant it in the context of, "Hey, why're you complaining? You get to check out her boobs."

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UhHuhHoney 20

Some people are just stupid, it's sad.

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RammerJammer62 8

I see nothing wrong with this one sir.

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statefan88 7

Does she know the title doctor doesn't always mean treating

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mgrazi99 13

He does treat, just teeth and not breasts

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