Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
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MELKOZAR
| 27
Sheesh! Don't complain!
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19990231
| 29
Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.
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19990231
| 29
Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.
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doctorhook86
| 24
#1: Maybe her left side is her better side.
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MrsDruidess
| 23
maybe shes worried her breasts are growing teeth? :-P
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19990231
| 29
Maybe those are what the bumps around the nipples are
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Since you're an orthodontist, did you give her breast an oral examination?...
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MELKOZAR
| 27
Sheesh! Don't complain!
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Jay0501
| 21
Exactly.. When life offers you a free boob check you don't complain
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Awahso
| 25
Annnnddd thats how you get sued or accused of sexual assault
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laden_swallow09
| 34
For consensual exposure? Get real.
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benjamn
| 21
Of course you would need them both for a true comparison.
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skyeyez9
| 24
Depends on the person exposing them too. Does she look like Honey Boo Boos mom? Or Megan Fox?
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snowflaky
| 22
She probably just thinks "doctor" is a doctor for everything, rather than a title.
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JustinJK
| 21
My cousin has a PhD in Econ. She's a professor and goes by "Dr..." to her students, etc. She's had people ask her for medical advice, lol.
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angeluv_2014
| 22
It makes me wonder if this girl was a patient or what context this happened in...
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twitchywaffles
| 26
I guess it could've been worst. It could've been a lump in between her ass cheeks
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
I think that is just poop.
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jentrynicole
| 20
Or hemorrhoids.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
Or a hamster.
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socialproduct
| 19
Lightbulb?
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martin8337
| 35
Gerbil.
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aecribb
| 14
"Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea"
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
Sounds like a good day to me. Late spring break flashing.
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Epickitty58
| 29
Why are you complaining about that?
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taylorbrown97
| 23
Do you know what an orthodontist is..?
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Zoldyck
| 17
11 - I think they just meant it in the context of, "Hey, why're you complaining? You get to check out her boobs."
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UhHuhHoney
| 20
Some people are just stupid, it's sad.
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RammerJammer62
| 8
I see nothing wrong with this one sir.
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54MU31
| 19
Someone's lucky...
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statefan88
| 7
Does she know the title doctor doesn't always mean treating
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brand125
| 17
that would be more diagnosing
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mgrazi99
| 13
He does treat, just teeth and not breasts